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  • BigDaddyD
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 261

    #31
    I let Sammy live. As much as he sucks in VH, I had to give it to Alex for being a dumb cunt, EVH for fucking up the greatest band ever as well as himself, and Mike for being such a pussy and going along with it. There is nothing I hate more than people that are afraid to "get in the middle" of shit, even if it is the right thing to do. Besides, Mike needs to be shot for his fucking Ultracrap bass solo that he has been torturing VH fans with for decades. Sammy is the least douche in the band. That is not saying much.

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    • lms2

      #32
      Spam is the most expendable. Some of us secretly wish for a real reunion which requires the other three be left alive, and that Spam be out of the way.

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      • BigDaddyD
        Head Fluffer
        • Apr 2004
        • 261

        #33
        That is my choice bro. I won't hold my breath for a reunion. I would be the first in line, but I have doubts that if it happens, it would be any good. They suck now. They would need some serious practice before Dave could do anything with them. Also, no matter how good they could be, they can NEVER be like they were in their 20s...just can't happen.

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        • lms2

          #34
          Agreed. But old age has its merits. I still would like to see what they could do. Plus, I just hate the rift between them. It takes enjoyment out of music and memories dear to my heart. Fuck it. I don't care if they are as good as they used to be, just would like to see them not so angry anymore, and for them to give Dave his credit, and the four them get inducted into the hall of fame....and I want a horsie, and a ...

          Anyway, its just not right.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59637

            #35
            Ah Hell, let's spare Mikey. Then he can join Dave, Brian, and Ray and become the best Van Halen lineup since 1985.
            Eat Us And Smile

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            • Don Corleone
              Veteran
              • May 2004
              • 2084

              #36
              Would anyone really care if Mike wasn't there?
              Roth Army Militia

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              • freak
                Sniper
                • May 2004
                • 980

                #37
                Originally posted by Don Corleone
                Would anyone really care if Mike wasn't there?
                The Van Halen sound wouldn't be there if Mike wasn't. There'd be a big hole in the background vocals.

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                • ClubDave
                  Roadie
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 170

                  #38
                  first of all, im disgusted seeing as how i read the poll results and i believe it says 2 people would let roy live if they went through with this.......here is how i would do it

                  ClubDave is standing in a room with his gun pointed at the bastards.......he is telling them how bad they fucked up the legacy.....suddenly he fires a shot right at sammy hagar's johnson, and hagar cowers in pain.........the brothers are crying while mike has a look of disbelief on his face........suddenly another shot rings and hagar falls down dead........than a knock comes at the door and gary cherone walks in with a note saying to show up at this location........POP!!!!!!cherone is dead........there is only one lead singer left in van halen and the boys know what to do.......VH reunion, everyone lives happily ever after

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                  • Davidsgrl
                    Groupie
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 90

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Figs
                    Alex and Sammy are no-brainers. But I'm still a fan of Ed the guitar player, maybe without Alex around he'd be a different person who makes more of his own decisions.
                    Exactly!!!
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                    • TwoFoolsAMinute
                      Sniper
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 925

                      #40
                      Sam Roy Lives, Without Van Halen, he's nobody!

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                      • WARF
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 15347

                        #41
                        Let the polls resume!

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                        • rikredbrain
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 223

                          #42
                          why kill them? they all look half dead anyhow.....

                          and personally i liked the diamond dave album ok it was cover heavy.. but it was an album for himself.... he seems to genuinely try new stuff... and hes gettin to old fer all that rockin out now.. a more laid back aproach is good fer me

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #43
                            Ed would survive.

                            On a lighter note, it'd be fun to just obliterate all four for like 2 hours with fully automatic paintball guns, loaded with red and yellow paint.

                            Oh yeah, and use the stink-bomb ammo.

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                            • cwsmith17
                              Sniper
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 957

                              #44
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              3 bullets... 4 band members...

                              Who do you let live?

                              I'll put a cap in Alex, Sammy and Eddie's ass...

                              and let the fucking "YES MAN" live...

                              So he can sell his shitty ass "autographed" hot sauce...

                              for $189.00 a bottle...
                              I let Alex, Ed and Michael Anthony live!!!!

                              I then pistol whip Ed for being a whiny bitch, hit Alex in the neck and

                              then bitch slap Mike.

                              I then put one bullet in each of Shlammy's buttcheeks then I give him one straight to the Poodle!!!

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                              • tjvhou812
                                Full Member Status

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 4216

                                #45
                                give me three bullets

                                and hanson would disapear
                                Originally posted by RIKK

                                Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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