A rather nauseating post from THE LINKS...

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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569

    They've got first gear(SHEMP), second gear(MIKEY) and third gear(EVH)....but Spammy is reverse.
    What their MISSING is OVERDRIVE!!! And that would be one Mr. DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!


    DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

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    • Diver Down NJ
      Head Fluffer
      • Jun 2004
      • 282

      Wow, what a lame-ass story. No wonder these retards think Sammy's lyrics are deep. They could find inspiration in a sugar packet.

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      • EbDawson
        Veteran
        • Apr 2004
        • 1674

        Originally posted by Rikk
        When are forward gears ever in during a Van Hagar show?
        Relatively speaking, Man, relatively speaking.
        "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

        "Carpe Mammarium"

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        • AJW
          Head Fluffer
          • Jun 2004
          • 372

          Originally posted by Warham


          Hagar freaks.
          You said it.:D How gay.

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            I believe that the majority of the post at the links are "nauseating".




            DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563

              Originally posted by Rikk
              GET OUT THE SHEARS, BILL!!!!:D
              LMAO! :D
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                She has never seen an Eagle in person before
                sorry...but THAT cracked me up right there
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • Lou

                  Originally posted by Matt White
                  They missed the point! The Eagles were trying to WARN them. "Stay the FUCK away from those FAGS Van Hagar! We do not ENDORSE SPAMMY and his 3rd grade lyrics! BEWARE!!!"


                  DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
                  I still find this a funny post!

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                  • classicdude
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 541

                    Originally posted by EbDawson
                    Spammy's Eagles Fly is, at best, a restroom, Beer, hot dog break. A point in the van hagar show where the forward gears are stripped and thrown into reverse. I remember him playing that when I saw him at the Dave/Sam shows in '02. How anyone can be inspired by that beats me.
                    I caught the same tour. If memory serves, the lines at the shitter and for beer were never longer than when that lame-ass Eagles Fry crap was being spewed.....

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                    • Bad Muthafucker
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 527

                      that guy and his wife are just gay. like van hagar itself. period.
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...7qatW5tds&NR=1

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