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Watch what you are saying about our boy there, 5150 Clown. Folks around theres parts don't take to kindly to people talking that way.
Facts:
Sammy Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen have all been married at least once. (conspiracy theory. If we get married, no one will suspect we are gay, even if we hug and kiss all over the stage)
Sammy Hagar, Eddie Van Halen, Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen are all gay. (inspired by each other, they never run out of material for new songs)
David Lee Roth has never been married. (Why buy the cow when the whole damn dairy is giving it away?)
Hey you been with a few thousand women, after a while they all seem pretty much the same, don't they? (lack of inspiration-I think I will stick with cover tunes.)
I know the picture you are speaking about, but question if he was really "plowing that girl". I think that was just for the photo. He seems to be fairly secretive about his "real women". There was a pic I saw of one of them, I just can't for the life of me remember where I saw it at.
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