What happened to Dave??

[Catfish]

OK, so, it's not exactly Dave's bad gym habits, I'm getting here...LOL!!!

[TMR]

Originally posted by Cathedral
LMMFAO, I can't deal with a fat DLR if that is the case, lol...

Dave, find some blow fast and then call Vai and Sheehan!

Exactly what i'm thinking!!

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[DLR7884]

Coke didn't happen to Dave--Dave happened to coke.

DLR7884
The man has no fucking sinuses!

[Dave IS VH]

maybe Dave's not getting to the gym as much as he use to or has been taking drugs, drinking alot or eating more then he should. Can someone post a recent Pic. of Dave to see what he does look like. Of course him being 50 years old might be an factor too.

[rustoffa]

geeeeez......put the goddamned microscope away y'all....

[nutts]

The megawatt personality on coke , holy shit !!

[113]

Is it true that Dave had plastic surgery and a hair transplant, before the tour with Sam, to out do the Red Rocker?

[Nitro Express]

I've heard it before from experienced stoners. The drugs today are inferior to the drugs of the 1980's. The coke was real peruvian flake and came in bales with cool black scorpions on it. The pot didn't have junk mixed with it. The days of seeds in pot are over. Now they just seem to junk made in someone's basement with ingredients bought a the local auto parts store or prescription painkillers. So like the food the fat gluttons eat today, the drugs are equally poor quality and overpriced.

[jero]

Dave has realized that Eddie wants a Fat old cunt to front Van Halen !

So he should get Valerie to front

[Big Troubles]

Is it true that Dave had plastic surgery and a hair transplant, before the tour with Sam, to out do the Red Rocker?

lmao

good input as usual.

Dave had to keep sober for this tour. Ed is a beer cap sniff away from relapse and Al is a fuckin' Minister. They seemed to be more "classic" than "mighty" these days. But Id rather Dave be sober.

[Big Troubles]

I've heard it before from experienced stoners. The drugs today are inferior to the drugs of the 1980's. The coke was real peruvian flake and came in bales with cool black scorpions on it. The pot didn't have junk mixed with it. The days of seeds in pot are over. Now they just seem to junk made in someone's basement with ingredients bought a the local auto parts store or prescription painkillers.

Got to be in Canada or at least somewhere on the west coast to get pot with seeds in it.

But you did describe my dealers basement. lol

[Dan]

Is it true that Dave had plastic surgery and a hair transplant, before the tour with Sam, to out do the Red Rocker?

Will You Just STFU.

Change The Fucking Record Will You.

Your Shit is Getting SO Old.

[Nickdfresh]

...The pot didn't have junk mixed with it. The days of seeds in pot are over. Now they just seem to junk made in someone's basement with ingredients bought a the local auto parts store or prescription painkillers...

Um, that ain't true. Pot was routinely "cut" in the 80s, sometimes with shit such as catnip, coke, and various industrial chems. In fact, I'm pretty sure I once partook of some stuff laced with LSD.

[Terry]

Is it true that Dave had plastic surgery and a hair transplant, before the tour with Sam, to out do the Red Rocker?

Not sure, although it is true that you seem to have a fondness for digging up lame old threads.