Teeny Bopper magazine declares, "OU812" is Van Halen's greatest masterpiece!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Fuck, then I guess I won't be posting that Balance appreciation thread tonight.........

Many thanks, Bill

[Panamark]

Originally posted by WARF
That will soon be followed up with the...

" I am sick of reading everything!" moment...

Yes, they do happen too sometimes. But not nearly as
much as "Sick of reading about Van Hagar" moments.
Glad to see you survived the storms, dude. Was your
place ok ???

[WARF]

Yeah, but there is HURRICANE IVAN headin' for us now...

Thanks for asking...

[Panamark]

What, did you guys book Van Hagar to play down there or something ?
God seems really pissed at you guys at the moment

[WARF]

Van Hagar plays down here tommorow!!!

LMAO!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!

[Panamark]

Well, it suddenly all makes sense, doesnt it

[Hummarstra]

I did a google search for Teenie Bopper Magazine and found a online magazine. Is this the one in which this review appeared?

[Matt White]

I remember after hearing 5150, and thinking "This is the worst FUCKING record I've ever heard. What the FUCK HAPPENED to these guys!!!! Nothing could possibly be this fucking AWFUL!!!'
CORRECTION!!!!! ou812 came out and WOW!!! What a complete plie of SHIT. IT WAS possible to make an even MORE nauseating record. "Fells So Good" is possibly the GAYEST thing I've ever heard. To THIS DAY!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar HOMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carmine]

Re: Teeny Bopper magazine declares, "OU812" is Van Halen's greatest masterpiece!

Originally posted by WARF
[B"OU812" features some of Eddie's best guitar playing, with a perfect mix of classic Van Halen and their wild new style. ." [/B]

" wild new style" give me a break! This record itself put the VH name headfirst into the ground!

[Don Corleone]

The first includes "A.F.U.," "Source of Infection," and "Sucker in a Three Piece."All have a strong rock content

That says it all really.

[Dave's Dradle]

If there is one song that just screams "We are no longer a cool bad ass rock band" it's Feels So Good. What a gay fucking song!

The chorus is a killer "So good, so NICE!"

[JCOOK]

I havent' been this nauseated since that Valerie Bertinelli marathon on Lifetime.

[Classic]

Re: Teeny Bopper magazine declares, "OU812" is Van Halen's greatest masterpiece!

Anyone who loves rock will love "OU812."

Then rock must be dead. That was bizarre reading.

[BARE BONE]

Maybe Ed was going for the Flock of Seagulls with guitar solo's sound or something.

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

That article was funny as FFFFFFF.