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Mike just has to copy Sammy or Eddie. When Eddie was playing Musicmans, Mike was playing a Musicman bass. When Eddie started playing Peavey guitars, Mike played Peavey basses. Then Mike decided to have Yamaha make a Michael Anthony signature bass with a chilli pepper theme.
You damn well know Mikes chilli pepper obession was influenced by Sammy Hagars Mexican Cabo Wabo thing. Mike wanted his own version of that, so he has some graphic designer come up with the MA chili pepper logo and started a website.
Now the dude has his own hotsauce because Sammy has his own tequila. Mike had his logo tattooed on his arm because, hell, Eddie has the VH logo on his arm.
The bass solo proves how vain Mr. Chillipeppr Cheeshead is. Just because David Lee Roth comes out with a bottle of Jack Daniel's, Mike had to do it too. What's next Mike? Ejaculating hot sauce all over the front row?
What Mr. Anthony hasn't relized is all of this stuff he does tottally sucks warthog asshole big time.
What Mike brought to the table was some solid bass lines and not getting in the way of Eddie Van Halen. What Mike brought to the table was killer background vocals. Mike filled his spot and did a good job of it, until he decided to showboat his pathetic ass.
Mike, you have to be the most unoriginal asshole I've ever seen. Join Roth's band and stick to playing bass and singing background vocals and I just might start liking you again. LOL! Stop trying to copy Sammy and Eddie. That's your problem right there. Go back to letting Dave do flips off your back like in the JUMP video. That was cool.
You damn well know Mikes chilli pepper obession was influenced by Sammy Hagars Mexican Cabo Wabo thing. Mike wanted his own version of that, so he has some graphic designer come up with the MA chili pepper logo and started a website.
Now the dude has his own hotsauce because Sammy has his own tequila. Mike had his logo tattooed on his arm because, hell, Eddie has the VH logo on his arm.
The bass solo proves how vain Mr. Chillipeppr Cheeshead is. Just because David Lee Roth comes out with a bottle of Jack Daniel's, Mike had to do it too. What's next Mike? Ejaculating hot sauce all over the front row?
What Mr. Anthony hasn't relized is all of this stuff he does tottally sucks warthog asshole big time.
What Mike brought to the table was some solid bass lines and not getting in the way of Eddie Van Halen. What Mike brought to the table was killer background vocals. Mike filled his spot and did a good job of it, until he decided to showboat his pathetic ass.
Mike, you have to be the most unoriginal asshole I've ever seen. Join Roth's band and stick to playing bass and singing background vocals and I just might start liking you again. LOL! Stop trying to copy Sammy and Eddie. That's your problem right there. Go back to letting Dave do flips off your back like in the JUMP video. That was cool.
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