If you made an 18 inch high exact look a like doll of Sammy Hagar, it would make an excellent toilet mop. That head of clown hair would really scrub the bowl clean.
Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?
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A classic thread.Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?Originally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
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Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.Comment
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Sam needs all that hair to hide is ugly mug.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Originally posted by 113
Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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The aliens gave him the ultimate perm.
Which might just show who's side they're on...Last edited by Coyote; 11-26-2007, 04:29 PM.Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...Comment
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Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?
Because he's old,fat and musically retarded.
Although it would be the icing on the cake!Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
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Because Sammy Hagar is a pussy and ugly pussies are covered in ratty pubic hair.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Originally posted by SNIPER
ever seen a bald sheep? Maybe someone should make a sweater it i say.
I Live On A Farm.
I Can't Sleep At Night.
BTW...Get A Hairy Dog Up Spammy Hagar.First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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