Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #31
    If you made an 18 inch high exact look a like doll of Sammy Hagar, it would make an excellent toilet mop. That head of clown hair would really scrub the bowl clean.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • Cathedral
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6621

      #32
      Originally posted by WOAHYEAH


      Look again. . . .




      Thus proving my suspicions that Hagar is a mop-head.
      So his name is actually Swiffer Hagar, makes sense to me.

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      • Golden AWe
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 34245

        #33
        A classic thread.
        Originally posted by Cato
        Golden, why are you FAT?
        Originally posted by lesfunk
        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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        • redballjet
          Full On Cocktard
          • Feb 2004
          • 37

          #34
          Hey, is your dickhead bald?

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          • 113
            Foot Soldier
            • Jun 2007
            • 635

            #35
            Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.

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            • 113
              Foot Soldier
              • Jun 2007
              • 635

              #36
              On the subject of dyed hair, Ed dyes his hair for sure, as it had grey bits in during the 1991 FUCK tour. Dave dyes his original hair at the sides and his side burns, as they are grey on a fox television interview from early last year.

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #37
                Sam needs all that hair to hide is ugly mug.
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7563

                  #38
                  Originally posted by 113
                  Dave`s hair is looking fantastic at the moment. Does he wear a weave or has he had a hair transplant? I know Dave`s hair fell out at the front, during the skyscraper promotion in 1988. Does anyone know if Dave wore a hair weave before the 2002 Sam and Dave tour.
                  are you obsessed with Dave's hair? :confused:
                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                  • Coyote
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8185

                    #39
                    The aliens gave him the ultimate perm.

                    Which might just show who's side they're on...
                    Last edited by Coyote; 11-26-2007, 04:29 PM.
                    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                    • 113
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 635

                      #40
                      Diamond girl, no i`ve just read a lot of Dave hair threads on various forums, and am just curious. David Lee Roth`s hair is the most talked about head of hair in rock music.

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                      • SNIPER
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2625

                        #41
                        ever seen a bald sheep? Maybe someone should make a sweater it i say.

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          #42
                          Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

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                          • Diamondjimi
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2004
                            • 12086

                            #43
                            Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

                            Because he's old,fat and musically retarded.


                            Although it would be the icing on the cake!
                            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #44
                              Because Sammy Hagar is a pussy and ugly pussies are covered in ratty pubic hair.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                              • Dan
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 12194

                                #45
                                Originally posted by SNIPER
                                ever seen a bald sheep? Maybe someone should make a sweater it i say.
                                I Have Seen Many.

                                I Live On A Farm.

                                I Can't Sleep At Night.

                                BTW...Get A Hairy Dog Up Spammy Hagar.
                                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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