Any know who this drunken bum is

[Matt White]

I'm still trying to figure out how they glued him to that chair. He'd fall on the floor before anybody could take a picture. They musta superglued him to the chair. It's the only explanation.
Nice to see EVH pimpin' out his legacy by selling the striped guitars. Integrity to the END!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Figs]

Does he even play those EVH Art series before they are sold or does he just paint 'em up and ship 'em out?

[Sarge]

So what did you do in the war daddy?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Jesus Christ...this is so definitely cockvanhalen69. Why aren't you using your original profile? You weren't banned.

WOW!!! Nice call Rikk. I was startin' to believe that the water MUST be contaminated in NEW ENGLAND. How else could so many asinine EVH Sycophants be from there?


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by Figs
Does he even play those EVH Art series before they are sold or does he just paint 'em up and ship 'em out?

He plays them for 1 song, then pimps them here

http://stores.ebay.com/EVH-Art-Series-Guitars

[Figs]

1 song? I guess it's better than nothing, but still kinda shitty.

[Bill Lumbergh]

You dont know the half of it.........the song is "Dreams" > If you even touch the guitar after he plays that, you automatically become a pussy for life.

[Matt White]

What's next? "EVH & SHEMP will come to YOUR HOUSE and paint your address on the CURB! For just $19.95, the once proud Van Halen sisters will take out YOUR trash and clean YOUR gutters! For and additional $9.95, they'll rake leaves and straighten up your garage!"


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Don Corleone]

Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)

[Jano]

Originally posted by SAMMYRULEZ
too bad your all fucking loosers...too bad the guy had cancer for 5 years...yea he did a lot of booze and shit....hahaha look at roth what a fuck up...at least eddie is the best guitarist ever and whats dave? a washed up has-been

You snooze,you loose that's life!!!!!! by the way FUCK YOU!

[JCOOK]

See what being around Roy does to you

[Matt White]

Maybe it's me, but he kinda looks like Otis from the old MAYBERRY TV show. The old town drunk. It's his half-lided eyes and that smirk. Kinda scary.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[Snow Ho]

i'd drink myself to death too if i had to be around hagar the horrible.

probably will make more money putting fucking masking tape on guitars than he will this tour.

[smaz]

"I found this in a trash can on my stumble home last night. I'm taping it up so I can try and play it on tour."

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
Anyone spied the ever present bottle of plonk to Ed's right (look just above the blue tape)

LOL!