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Now Eddie, dont be nervous, just sit in the corner and tape up those nice nice guitars you were telling us about! ahhh duhh huh hu aaahhhhhhhh ah huh duh burp.......plrshph!!..........Hey Mom! I think Dad shit himself again!
Originally posted by scorpioboy33 man he looks old here
He looks a helluva lot better in that pic than the previous ones.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
One thing people .This Arsehole(EVH) does'nt give a fuck about the fans or the VH legacy .It's all Money,Money,Money .
Seems like Valerie took this Prick to the cleaners.......
Looks good on him. Can you imagine the shit that woman put up with for all thes years. Oh well ,that's what she got for wearing the "YOKO" hat.
He should be concentrating on his playing. 19 years of uninspiring playing should be a good motivation.
Not many people are aware of this ,but he had his testicles removed 18 years before his tongue !
Fuck him , Shemp,and the Sheep that buy this guys bullshit !!!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!
See y'all @Rama !
Originally posted by diamondjimi One thing people .This Arsehole(EVH) does'nt give a fuck about the fans or the VH legacy .It's all Money,Money,Money .
Seems like Valerie took this Prick to the cleaners.......
Looks good on him. Can you imagine the shit that woman put up with for all thes years. Oh well ,that's what she got for wearing the "YOKO" hat.
He should be concentrating on his playing. 19 years of uninspiring playing should be a good motivation.
Not many people are aware of this ,but he had his testicles removed 18 years before his tongue !
Fuck him , Shemp,and the Sheep that buy this guys bullshit !!!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE MUTHAFUCKAS !!!!!
See y'all @Rama !
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M 'TALKIN 'BOUT!!!! 5 STAR TO YOU!!!
Yeah, that's Edward Van Halen hand making one of his new guitars that you have to put a lean on your house to be able to afford. Notice I didn't refer to him as Eddie Van Halen, Eddie would never have charged a fan so damn much just to be able to have a piece of him.
Shaun
"'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience It's like a full time occupation"
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