Re:"The Spam Jump"

[steve]

Evidentally, Van Halen has made an addition to their current tour roster in the form of both a structural engineer (to analyze the building integrity per Sammy's jumps) and a seismologist (to gather information on potential fault lines beneath half-filled arenas everywhere.

However much sense this makes, this is strictly rumor.

Steve

(p.s. - pictures please)

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

That sounds like a seed that could grow into a funny ass disaster movie.

[kcmusician]

Yeah, and Dave would have to come in to save their asses because he's the master jumper!

Shaun

[Panamark]

Sammy should stick to his strengths, high pitched annoying
feminine vocal style, minimal movement, and signing everything
in sight when he needs his rest..

Leave the jumping to Dave !!

[kcmusician]

Yeah, but it is amazing that he can do that shit at 57 years old... Must be the weed.

Shaun

[Panamark]

Sammy cant split jump to save his life...
Only jumps I have seen him do look like
an old man trying to jump. (Well I guess
that makes a lot of sense)

I dont think he smokes that much weed either.
I think he likes you to think he does.

Dont forget this is the guy that calmly tells world
media representatives (with a straight face) that
Van Hagar sold millions more than Van Halen...