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simply because alex is so stupid that he didn't know the ewact age of his brother
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Sheep question alert, LOL!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt White
[B]Some of us for quite a while Brett.
DAVID LEE ROTH: 1953 AGE.....51
:D Is this correct? If so, that means Davy Baby was fibbing in "Crazy From The Heat".He said "I was born October 10, 1954 in Bloomington, Indiana." That's makes him 49 about to turn 50!
I'm not trying to be facetious, but I've gotta go with this source, Matt Baby! Why would he lie now? People don't sweat men about the age issue like they do us Grrls.
NUTHIN' BUT YEAH!"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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Re: Sheep question alert, LOL!
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Switch84
[B]I'll tell ya honey, DAVE is a crafty devil! It was his idea to SHAVE 2 years off of their ages. Probably to make it seem even more incredible that they made it so fast!Originally posted by Matt White
Some of us for quite a while Brett.
DAVID LEE ROTH: 1953 AGE.....51
:D Is this correct? If so, that means Davy Baby was fibbing in "Crazy From The Heat".He said "I was born October 10, 1954 in Bloomington, Indiana." That's makes him 49 about to turn 50!
I'm not trying to be facetious, but I've gotta go with this source, Matt Baby! Why would he lie now? People don't sweat men about the age issue like they do us Grrls.
NUTHIN' BUT YEAH!
And Hey! If DAVE says he's 49, he's 49! Time is a man-made concept, and DAVE and VAN HALEN felt compelled to take creative license with it!
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And if memory serves me right, they BITCHED about this when DAVE left. I seem to remember interviews in which EVH whined "I'm 2 years older! DAVE MADE us say we were 2 years younger! I'm not a ROCK STAR!!!"Originally posted by rob100
Eddies exact words in the interview are (translated from Dutch):
"I'm 47 years old and I beat cancer, nobody can beat me".
And Alex says in the interview:
"We still got so many years to go. I'm only 51, and Eddie is 47. Only 47 years old!"
It looks they are deliberately lying again, since they mention Eddie's fake age twice in the interview. But why?
The magazine is called Aloha, and it's the October issue.
Nice to see that 20 years down the line, EVH can lie about it when the mood suits him!!!
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Eddie is officially OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER. But not old enough to stop being a douche.If you listen to fools
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I don't know for sure how old Ed is, but judging from his interviews, I'd say 2, 3 tops.Comment
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Well those are basically wrong, but whatever dude.Originally posted by Matt White
Some of us for quite a while Brett.
In EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT VAN HALEN, by Gordon Matthews(Random house 1984)
VAN HALENs birth dates ae listed as follows:
Alex Van Halen: May 5, 1955
Edward Van Halen: January 26, 1957
Micheal Anthony: June 20, 1955
DAVID LEE ROTH: October 10, 1955
Subtract 2 years each:
SHEMP: 1953 AGE 51
EVH: 1955 AGE 49
Mikey: 1953 AGE 51
DAVID LEE ROTH: 1953 AGE.....51
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
Michael Anthony was born in 1954, he celebrated his 50th on the tour, there are pics and everything with all the 50th B-Day stuff.
Dave was born in 1954.
Ed, 1955 is correct, and Alex in 1953 is also correct.
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He's as old as his tongue, and a little older than his teeth.Comment
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It's actually quite sad that Ed is so drunk and Alex is so stupid that they can't even remember how old they are anymore. They must've been reading old books from the 80's trying to figure that out, and whoops, they got it wrong.Comment
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Hey, Fag, Your big mouth compensation for your little dick?Originally posted by Brett
Jesus how long have you guys been fans? It's a pretty well known fact that Dave suggested right as they started getting big that it would be a good idea if they all said they were 2 years younger than they actually were. So Ed's birth year was often reported as 1957, and it still is sometimes, but he was of course born in 1955, and he's 49. I think when Sam came into the band, they all stopped doing that, but people still report their ages wrong from time to time.
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You need to stop posting senseless spammage crap on this thread you fucking retard, no one really gives a rat's ass about your senseless masochism bullshit anyways!Originally posted by Brett
Well those are basically wrong, but whatever dude.
Michael Anthony was born in 1954, he celebrated his 50th on the tour, there are pics and everything with all the 50th B-Day stuff.
Dave was born in 1954.
Ed, 1955 is correct, and Alex in 1953 is also correct.
So you're close.
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I must say Sucks, you are pretty funny when you're angry, especially after talking with you sanely on PM for the last hour. LOL.Comment
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OMG... lmmfao!!Originally posted by Mezro
Just cut open one of his nuts and count the rings...
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Originally posted by Brett
Well those are basically wrong, but whatever dude.
Michael Anthony was born in 1954, he celebrated his 50th on the tour, there are pics and everything with all the 50th B-Day stuff.
Dave was born in 1954.
Ed, 1955 is correct, and Alex in 1953 is also correct.
So you're close.
HAHAHA!!!! so, 50% right. Guess it's safe to say that UNLESS you've seen their birth certificates, REPORTS VARY on their ages. So basically, I was half right. Dude. Thanks for the info.Amazing that LONGTIME Van Halen fans seem confused as to how old they actually are.
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