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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #16
    Originally posted by rustoffa
    the motherfuckers are on tour!
    ROTFFLMFAO!!! That one takes the cake!!! Or did the Chedd Tubber eat it? :confused:

    Seriously, good one!!!

    Now, let's decipher the other tubbies? I vote for Alexia as the purple one.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #17
      Mikey must be the short purple one trailing behind. Ed would be the green one due to the natural colour of his permanently drunk skin..
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001

        #18
        Originally posted by Panamark
        Look up in the Sky, is it a bird, is it a plane, no, its

        SUPER CHEESEMAN !
        LOL!!!

        Unfortunately for his road crew, ol' spam is too large to fly.

        Cos, That's what cheese is made of...............

        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • ian_doherty

          #19
          who is sammy hagar?

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          • Sarge's Little Helper
            Commando
            • Mar 2003
            • 1322

            #20
            who is sammy hagar?
            David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
            "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

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              • Jan 2004
              • 13001

              #21
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Mikey must be the short purple one trailing behind. Ed would be the green one due to the natural colour of his permanently drunk skin..
              I was thinking Ed would be the yellow one. I know the pic is deceiving because none of them are holding a bottle of hooch. However, due to the way Ed has "pampered" his liver over the years, with the inevidable jaundice appearance and all that would be my guess? What do you think?
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • MAX
                Rotharmy Gladiator

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                • Jan 2004
                • 13001

                #22
                Here it is folks!!! I unvail The long, and unwanted VH BOVII album cover:



                All kidding aside, their resemblance is uncanny. That is some scary shit there!!!
                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8963

                  #23

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                  • Diva Lee Roth

                    #24
                    Originally posted by MAX
                    Here it is folks!!! I unvail The long, and unwanted VH BOVII album cover:



                    All kidding aside, their resemblance is uncanny. That is some scary shit there!!!

                    That's so true....and hysterically funny!!!

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                    • Cathedral
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6621

                      #25
                      Only their hairdresser knows for sure...

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                      • Diva Lee Roth

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Cathedral
                        Only their hairdresser knows for sure...
                        LMAO!! I'd love to see Sammy get bitch-slapped by their hairdresser!!!

                        In fact, Sammy needs the Fab Five from that "Queer Eye" show to give him a makeover...

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                        • Viking
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1774

                          #27
                          He looks like he ought to be pushing a shopping cart down an alley somewhere.....

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                          • Bob_R
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3834

                            #28
                            Hagar is such an asshole!
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                            • Kirdee

                              #29
                              This curly-haired twat looks like Mick Hucknall from Simply Red...

                              They should get together and form Simply Cheese. T'would be a big hit with the fake popHalen fans, for sure. :p

                              I'm sure Ed wouldn't mind hookin' up. He's used to producing pop bile a lot these days...

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                              • Catfish

                                #30
                                Ah, the guy who brought “maturity” to Van Halen.

                                Jesus Christ the man is a clown.

                                There is NOTHING rock 'n roll about this fucken guy.

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