Dave a Father? Your Take

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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7563
    #46
    I don't think that girl is Dave's daughter.
    I don't think he has kids at all. But, who knows. I would imagine that even in his wildest days he was pretty careful to protect himself against all that...paternity suits, disease, etc.
    Dave's a smart guy.
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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      • Switch84
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 2316
        #47
        Womb for rent

        Originally posted by diamondsgirl
        I don't think that girl is Dave's daughter.
        I don't think he has kids at all. But, who knows. I would imagine that even in his wildest days he was pretty careful to protect himself against all that...paternity suits, disease, etc.
        Dave's a smart guy.

        :p Naw, he mentioned that in his book about 'taking precautions' against unwanted pregnacies (GOTCHA! I was no teen-aged mother!)


        Hey, anytime he's ready, so am I!


        BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
        "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
        Blackflag on DLR

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          • DLRdelight!
            Veteran
            • Jul 2004
            • 1501
            #48
            Yes he is, a very smart guy

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              • Golden AWe
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 34245
                #49
                dave and that grrrl are gonna be in the re-make of the star wars...

                "i am your father..."
                Originally posted by Cato
                Golden, why are you FAT?
                Originally posted by lesfunk
                Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • Switch84
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2316
                    #50
                    LMAO!

                    Originally posted by Golden AWe
                    dave and that grrrl are gonna be in the re-make of the star wars...

                    "i am your father..."

                    :D He mentioned in his book that he wanted some kids, so what's he waiting for?

                    D'UH....He's waiting for ME!


                    BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
                    "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                    Blackflag on DLR

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                      • lms2
                        #51
                        So then I guess the question is "what are you waiting for"... ? This world needs a few little Dave's running around.

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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2316
                            #52
                            Labor pains

                            Originally posted by lms2
                            So then I guess the question is "what are you waiting for"... ? This world needs a few little Dave's running around.

                            Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

                            I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

                            I'm too skeered of the pain.....
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                            Blackflag on DLR

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                              • lms2
                                #53
                                LMAOBT Not even for DAVE?

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                                  • kcmusician
                                    Head Fluffer
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 274
                                    #54
                                    Dave's probably got a kid or 20 out there....

                                    Shaun
                                    "'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience It's like a full time occupation"

                                    - Diamond Dave

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                                      • bueno bob
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 22951
                                        #55
                                        Re: Labor pains

                                        Originally posted by Switch84
                                        Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

                                        I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

                                        I'm too skeered of the pain.....
                                        Hell, my g/f has 3 kids, and if she can handle it, anybody can handle it. Muscles DO stretch, you know
                                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                                          • kcmusician
                                            Head Fluffer
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 274
                                            #56
                                            Man, I'd pass out like a puss....

                                            Shaun
                                            "'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience It's like a full time occupation"

                                            - Diamond Dave

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                                              • Seshmeister
                                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 35827
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by Switch84
                                                Fuck that shit! I saw one of my nieces being born and my sister did it WITHOUT DRUGS!

                                                I wouldn't have a child for JESUS CHRIST (The REAL one, not the bootlegger registered on this site)!

                                                I'm too skeered of the pain.....
                                                Typical woman shit - a big fuss about nothing.

                                                The SM ended up not having time to take any drugs and she did say it hurt a tad...

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                                                  • lms2
                                                    #58
                                                    Two kids... no drugs... hurts a "tad" is putting it lightly. But honestly, by the time you are ready to actually deliver the baby, you could care less about the pain, you just want it over and the kid out.

                                                    Switch is tougher than that. :D

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                                                      • DiamondDoug
                                                        Full On Cocktard
                                                        • May 2004
                                                        • 23
                                                        #59
                                                        I'm his son!

                                                        I'm his son!

                                                        Vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break
                                                        Yeah, I kissed her on her daddy's boat and shot across the lake!

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                                                          • Golden AWe
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 34245
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: I'm his son!

                                                            Originally posted by DiamondDoug
                                                            I'm his son!
                                                            i don't believe you unless you prove your hair's a wig!

                                                            ha ha ha...
                                                            Originally posted by Cato
                                                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                                                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                                                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                                                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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