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Yes, my friend. It did. It's apparently more popular than anal sex!!!
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
If Dave, Ed, Sammy, Mike and Al all played, a show would be planned to stitch Dave right up. Make sure his mic is fucked, make sure they fuck up when it's Dave's singing turn, the list could go on. But hey, after Sammy took the band to taking over the whole music industry, with every channel playing nothing but Van Hagar because it's so popular, nobody knows who Dave is!!! Well, that's what Sammy says................ He does shit gold
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You know what's fucking sickening? The fact that some of those petitioners think that the version of the band that should be inducted is the current line up....
YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS. That version of the band should be eligible in 2010 if you want to play by the rules. Hagar's only been a member on & off like Roth since '85 (& Roth still has seniority based on the days before they were signed.
Sure, Hagar can be in because of solo & Montrose, but not with Ed, Al & Mike. That's a Dave only spot....it's just that the truth hurts & the Chedd-heads can't accept that.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
And how fucking often do you even hear VAN HAGAR on the radio these days anyway???
Out here in the Bay Area, it's 85% Roth & barely 15% Hagar.....
That's gotta say something.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
I ain't votin' for those Homos!!! Until they do right by DAVE, those FUCKSTICKS don't deserve to be noticed by anybody. FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!! EVH, SHEMP, & MIKEY can go lick BALLZ for all I care. If DAVE ain't in the band, WHO THE FUCK CARES?!?
Originally posted by tjvhou812 hey matt, does it seem cold in here to you
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET IN THE FUCKING PEN!!!:D
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by tjvhou812 i,m fucking runnin the pen 2nite bitch
Well..........fine. But make sure you feed VAN HERPES. He's been baa-ing so loudly that the locals are throwing 5150 CDs at the barn door!
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Rikk Well..........fine. But make sure you feed VAN HERPES. He's been baa-ing so loudly that the locals are throwing 5150 CDs at the barn door!
fuck him, thats his problem, not mine
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
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