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  • Big Train
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2004
    • 4013
    #1

    2004 VH status review...

    Let's figure this out...

    VH's Summer...

    Disappointing sales of concert tickets and albums, lackluster reviews and an uncertain future.


    Dave's Summer...

    Relaxing time in NYC.
    CMT certified..
    had fun in Hamptons
    Socialized

    Oh yea, and played to as many people as the VH tour x4 (with live TV audience). Didn't lose a dime other than the usual wine, women and song. Good to go next year. Paging Mr. Van Halen....
    Tags: 2004, review, status
    • Switch84
      Veteran
      • Feb 2004
      • 2316
      #2
      Dave gets the last laugh!

      :D Perfect bitch slap for the Brothers Grim and Fat Sam! Someday they'll realize that IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH!


      Fuckers
      "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
      Blackflag on DLR

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194
          #3
          Long live David Lee Roth.Roth on Big Train.
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • BARE BONE
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 695
              #4
              Ha! Ha!
              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                • bueno bob
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 22951
                  #5
                  Can I have your attention please?

                  Can I have your attention please?

                  Will that bitch Sam Hagar please shut up, please shut up, please shut up? Will that bitch Sam Hagar please shut up, please shut up, please shut up...
                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Don Corleone
                      Veteran
                      • May 2004
                      • 2084
                      #6
                      This is still a work in progress, but here you go:

                      Ya'll act like you never seen a fat person before
                      jaws all on the floor
                      like Spam and Mike just burst in the door
                      and started popin his ass worse than before
                      they first were divorced
                      bendin him over furniture (aaaaaaah)
                      It's the return of...
                      "awww..wait, no way, you're kidding,
                      they didn't just say what I think they did,
                      did they?"
                      and Diamond Dave said...
                      nothing you idiots, Diamond Dave’s
                      Got more class than that.
                      Trailer park women love SpamnSpam
                      chicka chicka chicka Fat Sam,
                      "I'm sick of him, look it him
                      walkin around, grabbin his big belly pot,
                      Screeching' you know what"
                      "yeah, and he's fat though"
                      Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
                      but no worse than what's goin on in Val and Ed’s bedroom (eheheheh)


                      Take over from here if you want.
                      Roth Army Militia

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                        • Don Corleone
                          Veteran
                          • May 2004
                          • 2084
                          #7
                          (Chorus)

                          I'm Fat Spammy, yes, I'm the real Spammy
                          all you other Fat Spammy’s are just imitating
                          so wont the real Fat Spam please fuck off,
                          please fuck off, please fuck off
                          cause I'm Fat Spammy, yes, I'm the real Spammy
                          all you other Fat Spammy’s are just imitating
                          so wont the real Fat Spammy please Fuck off,
                          please fuck off, please fuck off
                          Roth Army Militia

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                            • Panamark
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 17161
                              #8
                              LOL @ Don,

                              That pic of Spammy and Ed really disturbs me..
                              Are we sure thats not an old picture of Ed hugging his
                              mother ????
                              BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                              Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                • Matt White
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 20569
                                  #9
                                  Status of VAN HALEN in 2004? Same as it's been for 19 years, on hiatus.


                                  DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
                                  Last edited by Matt White; 09-25-2004, 12:35 PM.

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