Some of Sammy's Bio

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by pete
Feel free to edit it to your hearts content.

Actually I was just trying to help you post it in a more readable format...

I figured that you'd want to put the best product forward.....

Guess I was wrong, you'd rather get pissy about it....

[John Holmes]

I don't know what's your impression about this Sammy Hagar, but I'd hate to have a guy like him around.

He's so full of himself. Then when his (ex)wife speaks about him, it's clear what a miserable human being he is.

He's got that stereotypical image of the average bar bully you find in those forgotten redneck bars: dumb, greedy and proud of his nothingness.

"Eddie and me are like Plant and Page". I got news for you, Sammy. Abbott and Costello are the ones you and that dutch wino should relate to.



One of the "hundreds and hundreds" people going to Cabo Wabo for Spammy's AnalBirthDay Bash.

[Seshmeister]

I thought we had moved on from every thread having a Fab Shadow pic in it...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by pete
You would never catch me shouting, "Hey
world, look at me! Look where I've come from and what I have done. I'm worth this much money, and I have this much power." Though I have every right to be proud of my achievements, I'm not the least bit interested in bragging about them.

LMFAO!

Even by Hagar standards that is fucking unbelievable bullshit.

The guy that brings up his 'stellar' solo career in EVERY fucking interview you ever read.

The guy that can't speak without making false claims of zillions of album sales.

The guy that showed off his house on TV.

What a prick.

[MAX]

What, no recipes? I always envisioned Spammy's bio as a fucking cookbook.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
What, no recipes? I always envisioned Spammy's bio as a fucking cookbook.

No shit...

First chapter?

Appetizers:

[lms2]

The church refers to the seven deadly sins of man as greed, gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, wrath and pride.

Spam tries to practice all of them on a regular basis.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I thought we had moved on from every thread having a Fab Shadow pic in it...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Panamark]

Ive had the pleasure(?) of reading this before. I wish somebody
read it out aloud while Sammy was going down on Alex at their
candlelit dinner.........

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
LMFAO!

Even by Hagar standards that is fucking unbelievable bullshit.

The guy that brings up his 'stellar' solo career in EVERY fucking interview you ever read.

The guy that can't speak without making false claims of zillions of album sales.

The guy that showed off his house on TV.

What a prick.

Not to mention he showed a video before his show on the Sam/Dave tour went into every detail of Sammy's career and hyped the shit out of it. Dave had no video. Dave just showed up with his band and rocked the joint.

Not to mention Sammy came out with a DVD called the "Long Way to Cabo" that also hyped the hell out of his mediocre career. David Lee Roth made the "No Holds BBQ" DVD, which didn't hype anything but you just wondered what drugs everyone was on while making it.

[Matt White]

Spammy HAS to hype himself as much as possible. Everybody knows the FUCKER is as boring as watching paint dry!!!
Just WHAT the FUCK does the guy brag about? His "one hit wonder" solo career? His helping turn the SISTERS into POWER BALLAD SHILLS?!?!?!?!?! BBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
The chia pet on his head?!?!?! WTF!!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!!!

[GAR]

This is a great excerpt of chapter 11 and 12 from the book Sammy was midway finished writing before he pulled plug on the project.

I'd like to see ALL of it.. cracks me up.

[guwapo_rocker]

"Hagar grew
increasingly concerned that Van Halen was exposing themselves too much in
these markets. "Every town that we had sold-out previously," lectured
Sammy, "we were back in that area within three or four months. I'm going,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here?" Ray would say, "Sam, we sold
out there; we did great business." I told him that's where bands like Ted
Nugent, J. Geils, Peter Frampton and other groups had gone wrong in the
past. When they came through areas two, even three times, nobody wanted
to see them because they already had. I told Ray he was crazy for booking
this band like that. We argued and fought about it, and finally I put a
stop to it."

What a cunt, that's exactly what they are doing now. Hamilton is

40 minutes from Toronto. See the tour extended thread.