Why Didn't Sammy Hagar Do What John Corabi did?

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  • Robonez
    Groupie
    • Sep 2004
    • 60

    #16
    Originally posted by DlocRoth
    Whats wrong with you? Aint the cocks over at the links big enough for you to suck anymore??


    Check this shit out. EWE've been registered here 1 day, and 9 posts full of bullshit fiction already.

    Is that cuz thats what dreams are made of? Cocksmoker.
    What the hell is this fascination wit homo's, cocksmoking and that kinda stuff on here?????
    Being a newcomer, as you so elegantly point out, I gotta ask: Are there ANY girls on this board?
    Or is this in fact a board full of a bunch of "Mr.Garrison's" (South Park), homo's in denial, bashing other homo's?

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      #17
      Who is Sammy Hagar?


      DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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      • Sarge's Little Helper
        Commando
        • Mar 2003
        • 1322

        #18
        Who is Sammy Hagar?


        DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
        David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
        "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #19
          Who is Bette Midler?


          DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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          • Sarge's Little Helper
            Commando
            • Mar 2003
            • 1322

            #20
            Who is Bette Midler?


            DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!
            Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
            "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #21
              "Why Didn't Sammy Hagar Do What John Corabi did?"
              What's that? RETURN TO OBSCURITY??? A question for the ages.

              DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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              • Viking
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1774

                #22
                Bacause Sammy Hager is an elfin cunt.

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                • DrGrafenberg
                  Roadie
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 115

                  #23
                  why didn't Spammy do what Kurt Cobain did? :D

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                  • TOM_5150
                    Roadie
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 198

                    #24
                    I think Gary Cherone was in the same situation as John Corabi. VH3 only went Gold and Warner Bros. put a lot of pressure on VH to re-unite with Dave. I think if 5150 would of flopped, Sammy would of been out of there quickly!

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #25
                      Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
                      why didn't Spammy do what Kurt Cobain did? :D
                      LMFAO
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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