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  • Bob_R
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3834

    Name the tour

    I've heard funny names for this joke of a Van Halen tour.

    The Van HasBeen Tour
    The Van Fraud Tour

    There must be others!

    Help me out!
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  • Splooge
    Head Fluffer
    • Sep 2004
    • 392

    #2
    The van is out of gas tour?
    We're on a mission from ROTH

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    • TwoFoolsAMinute
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 925

      #3
      The You Can Quit Hiding Your Sheep Now Tour....Really, you can. We need to sell some tickets.

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        #4
        I've stuck with calling it the "SHAM HALEN 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR".

        FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472

          #5
          "Beer, Buttholes, and Bad Music 2004 World Tour"

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          • sambo
            Sniper
            • Jun 2004
            • 913

            #6
            "How Many Suckers Are There?" tour
            Go home the Earth is full....

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            • Bill Lumbergh
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2004
              • 5472

              #7
              Originally posted by sambo
              "How Many Suckers Are There?" tour
              We have a winner!

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                VAN HALF-ASSED 2004
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13001

                  #9
                  A fucking waste of money!!!!!
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • WOAHYEAH
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 485

                    #10
                    3rd World Invasion Tour
                    Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951

                      #11
                      How about:

                      "VAN FAILIN' WORLD TOUR 2004"?

                      I think that pretty much says it all, no?
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Bob_R
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3834

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bueno bob
                        "VAN FAILIN' WORLD TOUR 2004"?
                        EXCELLENT!
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                        • tobinentinc
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 468

                          #13
                          The Half-Assed Reunion tour.
                          http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip...hics/sines.gif http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...m/kissarmy.jpg http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ve/vhlogo1.gif

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #14
                            Crawlapalooza?

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