EVH is going to sell guitars on informercials with Esteban

[Nitro Express]

Yup. You just might see Eddie Van Halen joining forces with the acoustic guitar master and "You can own this beautiful instrument with only three payments" huckster Esteban.

"Yes you can relive all those Van Halen dreams of your youth with a 100% basswood, custom striped, Eddie Van Halen signature Charvel guitar! You will also recieve an instuction book, three guitar picks, and guitar strap."

[CROWBAR]

Linky link bro!

[DrMaddVibe]

https://www.washedupforgoodevh.com

[CROWBAR]

I'll take the red one for, oh, $5 bucks yer honer:D

can I sell you some beachfront property??????

[guwapo_rocker]

Will I get cancer from the picks?

[bueno bob]

Only if you inhale them.

[DLRdelight!]

hahaha

[Nitro Express]

The guitars should come with a pack of cigarettes and an instructional video on how to blow smoke rings and place the lit ciggies on the peg head for full on Eddie effect. It an't Van Halen without cigarette burns, nicotine stains, and a little cancer here and there.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
The guitars should come with a pack of cigarettes and an instructional video on how to blow smoke rings and place the lit ciggies on the peg head for full on Eddie effect. It an't Van Halen without cigarette burns, nicotine stains, and a little cancer here and there.

Gotta throw in the misplaced animosity & Delusional demeanor for FREE!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[Kristy]

Back in college, I had various sorts of odd jobs including working at a musical instrument store where I did minor repair of most string instruments (i.e., re-stringing, neck, intonation and bridge adjustment some soldering blah blah blah) when this mother brought in one of those Esteban guitars she had bought for her son. Now, I don't play guitar but I've never seen a bigger pile of shit claiming to be an "instrument" in my life. The frets were splitting out from the neck, the bridge was plastic, even the body looked like it was made from hardened used pizza cardboard boxes.

If memory serves, this poor woman (literally) ended up spending over $150 in her "three easy payments" for a Korean-manufactured guitar that sounded like a broken jackhammer trying to break through 100 year-old concrete. I couldn't but help to laugh at her.



Why does he dress like a gay matador?

[Nitro Express]

The guy is like on cable TV 24/7. Flip through the channels at any time and you are going to run into Esteban. They pump the guys image up like he's some well known international guitar artist. I've read guitar publications for the last 25 years and have never heard of the guy. I mean Buckethead is a bigger star than Estaban in a real sense. Maybe Buckethead should be on some KFC commercials and promote a Colnel Sanders signature guitar that the volume and tone knobs are little minature buckets of chicken and the selector switch is a little mini chicken drumstick. They could also sell a tube amp with a little warming oven in it that the radiant heat from the tubes keeps dinner warm during the gig.

[Snoo]

He'll need a heavy-duty warming oven for his gigs if he ever re-joins Guns N Roses, since it would be on for a total of eight hours a night.

[Kristy]

Apparently, he has a CD or two out.

[Kristy]

"The guy is like on cable TV 24/7. Flip through the channels at any time and you are going to run into Esteban.

Speak of the devil - he's on right now and I'm noticing he has a new guitar for sale. I guess Korean or Chinese slave labor sure as shit are not building guitars like they use to for this pathetic fuck having the balls to push a new piece of shit for "3 easy payments of $66.33!"

[Mezro]

Esteban has a better command of the english language than Edward.

Mezro...own a Wolfgang; put it on Flex-Pay...so rock and roll...