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Sammy told Howard Stern Eddie is getting laid left and right and Eddie made the comment he's chasing white meat. Now I've seen some receient pictures of Vallerie at a Chicago Cubs game with Wolfie and the kid might be fat and goofy looking but his mommy looks good for he age. Vallerie isn't going to have a problem getting cracked by some young cock, but poor Eddie is probably going to have to buy an inflatable doll and a fake vibrating vagina to get any.
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Hmm...you'd be surprised by the quality of women you get when you're a guitarist and frequently gig.
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Sad but true. It's not so much that he's Eddie Van Halen anymore but that he's rich. Anyone with money can attract a whore.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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More Sammy fan pics !BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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We're on a mission from ROTHComment
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If I looked liked that, I wouldnt wnat my farkin photo taken !BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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You know you guys love those woman. Just like you love me.Remember that guy pete? His dick is so small it's a clit.
DON'T FUCK WITH US YOU LITTLE PRICKComment
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Originally posted by badhorsie
Hmm...you'd be surprised by the quality of women you get when you're a guitarist and frequently gig.
If you're name is EVH the selection of the tang tang is probably much higher.
Yeah, but, what used to piss EDDIE off is that Dave used to get all the white meat and now, not many women want FAT SAMMY so its a smorgasbord for EDWARDO. Let's of DUMB, FAT, WHITE WOMEN !!!!!Comment
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I agree. That is something I will NEVER understand. Not enough money in the world. WTF.Originally posted by Panamark
If I looked liked that, I wouldnt wnat my farkin photo taken !Same ole song and dance...Comment
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Ya think Ed's hoggin' it?
Come on down! We got a whole herd of Winnebagos! :DComment
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Hey hey... Its not nice to make fun of Sammy's fan base... lol what the fuck am I talking about... Sammy and all his fans can fuck right off.
DLR fucking rules.Comment
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Makes me think of the Spinal Tap song called "Big Bottom". The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand....No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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It's funny as fuck when people post these pics as a joke.
But its disturbing when people actually go out and try to find these kinds of pics to make the joke.:pComment
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