need help with a really good DLR quote

[sozzony86]

hey everyone i need a really good dave quote to put in my school yearbook....i looked at the ones on this site but i didn't really see any that would fit so if u can give me some help it would be really appreciated

[EbDawson]

"Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a boat big enough to pull alongside it." Or something to that effect.

[lms2]

A "dlr quote" is pretty vague...Could you give us some idea of what you want to say... about women... about drugs... about life... about success...?

[scottydabodi]

I don't know about a DLR quote... how 'bout a Val B. quote?

[Mezro]

"if you splash a gash with high octane waffle honey better run; those little buggers swim, simmer and stain the rug!"

Mezro...slap that in your yearbook...

[sozzony86]

HAHAHA im looking for one about life but keep the others coming

[DavidLeeNatra]

how about..."hey teacher, if you ever give me a c - level again...I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend...I say !!!

[spmusicplyr]

I always liked, "I wont go down in history, but i will go down on your sister!." But thats just me......

[Matt White]

Good Advice:
"The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there."

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Splooge]

I did all yer girlfriends....seeya!!!:D

[Rebel]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good Advice:
"The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there."

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

Niiiiiiiiiice. I like that one :D

(I hadn't heard that one B4)

[Coyote]

What was that one quote about the difference between Van Halen and the then brand new EEAS line-up? Something about a Porsche and a VW Bug...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Davisms


Well there's a ton of Davisms here. Hope it helps.

[Catfish]

“Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I’ll keep providing the parade!”

(Can be edited down by taking "VH" out and adding "You all"...)

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Coyote
What was that one quote about the difference between Van Halen and the then brand new EEAS line-up? Something about a Porsche and a VW Bug...

He said this, too: “Why would I compare my band of the future to something that belongs in the pasture?”

Another good one about this year’s “reunion” with that fat asshole: “Van Halen is like a really pretty girl…with bad teeth.”