What I dislike about the DLR Army.

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  • SensibleShoes

    #16
    Re: Re: What I dislike about the DLR Army.

    Originally posted by David Lee Roth
    You window licking, chicken-molesting, armpit-licking, toe jam-sucking, hemorrhoid-popping, dick-brained dingbat!

    Bye!
    Guess you told HIM and I hope he gets it because nobody likes to read run on sentences that don't ever get to the point which would piss Dave off in the first place because he fancies himself a well read person right now in spite of the fact he never went to college but might as well have based on the way he quotes from Henry Miller and Huckleberry Finn.

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    • Wayne L.

      #17
      Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

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      • Sarge
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Feb 2003
        • 5423

        #18
        Once again I have no clue what you just said. Try breaking down your thoughts into a few sentences instead of posting them all in one line.

        I have no clue what this porn star shit you are talking about is. Maybe you can expand on that, maybe not.
        ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
        The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

        MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
        [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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        • Mr Badguy
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2004
          • 3565

          #19
          Originally posted by Wayne L.
          Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
          So what would you do to change it?

          Post more of your bog standard "my opinion of..." threads that show how mundane your opinion is?

          Nobody is forcing you to come here.

          Start your own DLR/VH site and post as much shit as you want.

          You won`t see any of us there.

          We want fun and we want to get wasted.
          sigpic

          Sitting on a park bench!

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          • David Lee Rocks
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 809

            #20
            this is the BEST David Lee Roth site on the web!! Including the "official" site,

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            • choppizz

              #21
              Originally posted by Wayne L.
              Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
              Dude! Please, for the love of Christ! Some Grammar! Are you not hearing what everyone is saying to you? We don't need a fucking thesis here, but at least a period here and there would be nice. Go rent some Schoolhouse Rock DVDs from Blockbuster, for the love of God! I also agree with Sarge. What is this porn star shit you keep blithering about?

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              • Mr Badguy
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3565

                #22
                Originally posted by choppizz
                Dude! Please, for the love of Christ! Some Grammar! Are you not hearing what everyone is saying to you? We don't need a fucking thesis here, but at least a period here and there would be nice. Go rent some Schoolhouse Rock DVDs from Blockbuster, for the love of God! I also agree with Sarge. What is this porn star shit you keep blithering about?
                I think he may be referring to the occasional porn pick posted at the Dump/Hitchworld.

                The dude is just trying to stir up shit.

                I don`t see his problem, the only people who visit the dump are the regulars who know what`s in there.

                Most visiters are interested in Main or downloads.

                I don`t see him drumming up much support.

                He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.

                Party on, Wayne.

                It`s better than stealing you Dad`s scud books.
                sigpic

                Sitting on a park bench!

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                • Cathedral
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6621

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Wayne L.
                  Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
                  That's Mr. Crazy Mentally to you...

                  Wayne, Do you even know what a period is?

                  . <--- It's this thing right here, and its job is to break up sentences so that people can comprehend what the fuck you are rambling about.
                  I know you know what i'm talking about because you and I have had this discussion on a few occasions.

                  Now, this is a Roth site with attitude, so watch us for direction and try to keep up.

                  Your next lesson will be distinguishing a comma and it's common uses...

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                  • choppizz

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mr Badguy
                    I think he may be referring to the occasional porn pick posted at the Dump/Hitchworld.

                    The dude is just trying to stir up shit.

                    I don`t see his problem, the only people who visit the dump are the regulars who know what`s in there.

                    Most visiters are interested in Main or downloads.

                    I don`t see him drumming up much support.

                    He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.

                    Party on, Wayne.

                    It`s better than stealing you Dad`s scud books.
                    My bad. I didn't realize that the Christian Coalition was so interested in seeing Diamond Dave.Thanks for clearing that up.I would say that that the vast majority of us actually like porn. Hell, I've still got a soft-on from watching Cato's GIF file.I did manage to find this rare picture of Wayne and two buddies at their last meeting.....

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                    • Cathedral
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6621

                      #25
                      As long as i have been around a message board you'd think i'd have learned by now not to read posts while taking a drink.

                      LMMFAO...I need a towel...

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                      • Foozwah
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 196

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Wayne L.
                        Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
                        Translator to table #2.

                        And a copyeditor.

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                        • Igosplut
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2794

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Mr Badguy

                          He sounds a bit like "Roth" from a few weeks ago, who was also on an anti-porn crusade, but he could write better.
                          First thing that I thought too......
                          Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                          • Polk High
                            Sniper
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 875

                            #28
                            Hitchworld/RRR/The dump: theres porn there????

                            hey by the way, i love the army but the only thing I hate about is that someone started a thread about how much they hated it
                            We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                            • Gmoney

                              #29
                              Do you know what I hate.....guys who drop out of high school!!

                              Wait a second, isn't grammer taught in grade school??

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                              • DLR7884
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 5895

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Wayne L.
                                Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.
                                Nice sentence, ass clown.

                                You are about as cool as a bowl of steaming hot chlamydia.

                                Hit the fucking road, faggot.

                                DLR7884
                                Don't let the door hit your fat ass on the way out.
                                Originally Posted by WARF:
                                DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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