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  • monkeythe
    Foot Soldier
    • Apr 2004
    • 634
    #1

    Houston (whoops) we have a problem

    I read this on metal sludge site and found it too fucking funny

    Page not found – Metal Sludge
    http://www.metalsludge.tv/main/index.php?module=subjects&func=viewpage&pageid=771&POSTNUKESID=bf9c8b6e92fea2b485332e873b87a5c0


    don't know who to email this to,,, so i sent it to you---- Saw Van Halen last night in Biloxi, Mississippi.. Show was not as entertaining as a Sammy show!! Seems like they have Sammy on a tight leash!! Very last seconds of the show after the encore --Eddie kept running around the stage ( I thought he was drunk!) trying to pump up the crowd- only to blurt out on the microphone, "Good night Houston!" WE WERE IN FUCKING MISSISSIPPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU EDDIE
    Tags: houston, problem, whoops
    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715
      #2
      :D
      Roth Army Icon
      First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • scottydabodi
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2541
          #3
          And this is a surprise HOW?!??!
          If you listen to fools
          The Mob Rules

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            • RogueHorseman
              Commando
              • Apr 2004
              • 1298
              #4
              ...and the "hits" just keep on coming.
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                • TongueNGroove
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 499
                  #5
                  Eddie needs to learn to shut up and play!
                  -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

                  -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.

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                    • Lou
                      #6
                      Boy this really is just a parody of themselves anymore.

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569
                          #7
                          EVH needs ANOTHER drink!!!
                          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!
                          He's not Drunk, he's IMPROVISING!!!!!!!
                          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
                          "I forgot the FUCKING WORDS!!!!!!"
                          He forgot his FUCKING BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

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                            • Splooge
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 392
                              #8
                              Heeeeelloooo Betty Ford!!!
                              We're on a mission from ROTH

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                                • Panamark
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 17161
                                  #9
                                  Eddie *was* talking to Houston. That fucker's always so far off the
                                  planet he requires ground control to co-ordinate his every movement...
                                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                    • Bill Lumbergh
                                      ROCKSTAR

                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 5472
                                      #10
                                      I'd rather watch Ed make a drunken idiot out of himself for 2 hours on stage, then listen to a note from that band.

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                                        • Panamark
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 17161
                                          #11
                                          Actually, thats thinking outside of the box, Bill. I like it.. Perhaps there is a way to enjoy a Van Hagar show after all ??
                                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                            • Bill Lumbergh
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5472
                                              #12
                                              Actually there are a few.........like making Ed play all the classic tracks note for note with threat of taking all his beer away.........watch how fast that fucker instantly re-learns his licks......

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                                                • Bad Muthafucker
                                                  Foot Soldier
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 527
                                                  #13
                                                  he said that? that's eddie for ya. i'm not surprised.
                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...7qatW5tds&NR=1

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                                                    • Matt White
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 20569
                                                      #14
                                                      NO surprise here either. Just add alcohol and watch the drunken Dutch lawn gnomes I.Q. plummet!!!! FUCKING DUNCE!!!!!

                                                      DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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                                                        • Mezro
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 4154
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Panamark
                                                          Eddie *was* talking to Houston. That fucker's always so far off the
                                                          planet he requires ground control to co-ordinate his every movement...
                                                          Classic Panamark...simply classic!

                                                          Mezro...Edward Van Halen: another monkey in space...
                                                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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