Slapnuts' bash in Cabo the 9th and 10th ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Anyone? ... anyone? ...

Alright peeps, this is my only chance I'm gonna get seeing that waste of a hero Eddie face to face in my life ...

SO

If the bro's are there then I'm "in like flin" ... needing my expedia.com travel tickets for a "weekend anti Slap, Roth diehard fantatic since 01' bash" at Slapnuts' bar ...


Around 1500-2000 for hotel and 3 day round tripper to Cabo for an "anti slapnut campaign, chance to meet EVH, wearing all my Roth gear apparel from both forums, son of a mother, seeking THE chance in a lifetime photo op with the human waste record setter EVH ...

Fuck, just remembered I'm flying solo ... anybody else wanna go!?:p

I need to know this shit my friends! I got 2-3 days ... help the brother you never knew out! ...



ALSO



I haven't been reading and need any info on the ladder dates of this tour to get a grasp and see if they can actually play well through their entire set before I give those a-holes any of my money in Seattle on the 22nd ...




thanks
Eyes

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO Eyes...

do yourself a favor...

get the tickets to Cabo...

have an awesome week...take down the classic discs...

camp out in front of the Cantina blazing Roth...

and save yourself the pain of watching that fat piece of shit...

I have heard nothing about this to be honest...

[Panamark]

Seeing Ed Van Half-ass at Sammys house ??

Dude ??

[Eyes of the Night]

Holy edit batman ...

If I go it's because of that chance to get MY pic with Ed ... yeah even the half ass Ed ... funny shit Pana ...

My local bro is already down there fishing ... he's already hopped that bar 3 times the past 3 years ... even talked to Slap he did ... that friend I forgot in my last post ... the fflight will be solo ...

Is it worth dying for? ... I heard that Cabo was ...

my window is opening kids ... I grew up on both Ed's ... doesn't matter in my eyes one way or another ...

I'm gonna take it then if Ed's even near the 250(I think) standing room for the stage only bar ...

He's gotta be lushing the bar!!! that Lush! Lmao ...

[POJO_Risin]

Cabo's awesome...cept for that one section...

Where the "Shit flows like the rivers of capistrano..."

[Eyes of the Night]

Hellarious ...

Fuck, I need a passport ... how long to those take to get? ... same day right!? ...

and to think this was all for not because of fookin' paperwork ...


Anger!

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
LMFAO Eyes...

get the tickets to Cabo...

take down the classic discs...

camp out in front of the Cantina blazing Roth...


I have heard nothing about this to be honest...

I'm dumb ... just tell me to go to a Hagar related site and do a search ...

Here I am rambling to a bunch of Roth fans ... lmfao!

[Panamark]

Make sure you piss on Cabo Wabo !!

oh... and Sammy, Piss on him too !!
and and and and MIKEY !!! PISS ALL OVER HIM !!
and and and AL !! actually take a crap in a paper bag
and hurl it at AL.....

As for ED.. unless you enjoy teasing those old drunks
on park benches, probably best to just let him piss on
himself....

[Eyes of the Night]

Thing is I don't drink ... anymore that is ... been 4 months ...

That would be funny shit though, getting hammered on a 6 pack:D ... that used to just wet my whistle ...

[Panamark]

I dont care, just drink a shitload of water..

Eyes, if you cant at least Piss on Sammy.
Why would you bother going down there ????

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by Panamark
Eyes, if you cant at least Piss on Sammy.
Why would you bother going down there ????

Buwahaha!!! ...

I musta wrote the reason a bazillion times already my bre ...

EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!! EDDIE!!!

The fucked up thing is now the idol I used to see and fookin' worship has turned gray and SLOPPY ...

At least most of you stains had Ed in his prime ... he was 30 something all cheesed and top 40ied out when I got him ...

The only vintage Ed I've ever seen are on boots the few I have ...

Which is fine I'll trade the "in front of your steaming eyes" reading about those days here for living and growing up in Seattle, my high school years during the grunge era anyday ...

Fookin' love it, I call it Van Grunge ... I'm getto pro don't you know ...

[Panamark]

Well at least hurl your crap at AL !!!

Have extra burritos and taco's the night
before, and become one with a brown paper
bag !

The fucker's head is visible over the
drum kit !!! YOU CAN DO IT !!!!

[Eyes of the Night]

Lmao, true ... you're on fire tonight Pana, keep letting the beer talk for ya ... kidding ...

I don't know if I was ever on or off the wagon but either way I wish I had a coldie now ...

Take me back, back to the day where I always had a good buzz with my average 6 brew ha ha's and 3 bowls of chronic a day ...

I guess I like speed and pot more now ... non intentionally it just happens that the speed is kicking my ass and I go on these 3 day bingers every other week it seemed but now that I have cash I'm crashing hard more often ...

I'm moving to seattle though so I won't be around it as much anymore ... finishing school and getting a real jobby job is key now for me ...

Could never drink though high as a kite ... always hung me over the wrong way because I was still up after getting drunk ... lmao

420 on the hour every hour smokin' tough phat chronic green buds all the time ...



Later days better lays Pana, I'm outty five thowty ...

[Panamark]

Speed hey ??

You should get a good co-ordinated shot from the crowd then !!
Front row, cant be more than 20-30 feet to Al's head..
Whats the worst that could happpen ?? Spammy might waddle
into the path of fire... (Thats not a bad thing !!)

Take a digicam !! Throw that bag for the Roth Army, Eyes !!!

You will be the legend forever !!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

lmao @ Panamark

Eyes if you can time it to have expellant coming out of both ends during when it's love you'd be the highlight of the show.

Ed and Al aren't going to Cabo, are they? I'd be surprised.