- the spandex cammo chafes my privates.
- the requirement to fight all conflicts with an elephant gun severly limits our capabilities.
- the stripper-to-cadet ratio at boot camp was not quite what the recruiter implied.
- dave mustaine was right in the "behind the music with megadeth," --- "running with the devil" is no way to begin reveille.
- drill sargeant hartman's been awol for months; still, he gets no demerits.
- i never get to drive the fucking tank.
- van halen got to invade sweden. when does the DLR Army get to take on the nordic babes?
What the Knuckleboner Dislikes About the DLR Army
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What the Knuckleboner Dislikes About the DLR Army
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Comedy."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Originally posted by Mr Badguy
This is blatant bandwagon jumping in order to get views.Comment
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