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  • TongueNGroove
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 499
    #1

    Funny and Factual Real Player Quotes

    While listening to my F.U.C.K CD in realy player I noticed these quotes coming up in the upper corner. One was quite funny and others were very interesting.

    Van Halen were originally known as Mammoth and later as Rat Salade.

    Gene Simmons of Kiss financed Van Halen's original demo.

    Diamond Dave may have been an egomaniac but at least he didn't have a perm.

    The premier American Hard Rock band of the late '70s and early '80s. Eddie Van Halen influenced a generation of guitarists.

    Van Halen got their start as a highly energetic bar band in Pasadena, Calif., in the early '70s.
    -We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?

    -If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.
    Tags: factual, funny, player, quotes, real
    • RogueHorseman
      Commando
      • Apr 2004
      • 1298
      #2
      Watch out folks, Patrick is out from under his rock and spewing half truths gleamed from that "authority" of all things musical, "Real Player"...



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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569
          #3
          "DAVID LEE ROTH & VAN HALEN PLAYED THE US FESTIVAL IN 1983, AND WERE PAYED 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR 90 MINUTES."

          DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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            • BARE BONE
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 695
              #4
              Why must you be here.
              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                • rustoffa
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8963
                  #5
                  Originally posted by RogueHorseman
                  Watch out folks, Patrick is out from under his rock and spewing half truths gleamed from that "authority" of all things musical, "Real Player"...
                  :D

                  Here's a tip 'O the ten gallon hat!

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22951
                      #6
                      At least David's not Sammy Hagar.

                      That's a plus in my book.
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Blacklisted
                          Banned
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 665
                          #7
                          I think we have to discredit anything TongueNGroove had to say as soon as he informed us he was listening to his F.U.C.K album.

                          Right then and there you have thrown away any credibility you may have had.

                          DLR fucking RULES.

                          Sammy is a perm sporting fruit.

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