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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    Fire Alex and hire Tommy Lee

    I always thought Tommy Lee was a kick ass drummer with a cool attitude. I mean spinning the whole drum kit upside down like a carnival ride was cool.

    Alex Van Halen can still drum but his attitude has ruined the band. He needs to be fired and Tommy needs a job.

    I think Tommy could hold his own and give us some showmanship Alex never could.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20569

    #2
    Problem with that. there would be 2 guys in the band hogging the spotlight from EVH: DAVE & TOMMY. EVH would NEVER go for having anybody else but SHEMP & MIKEY in the band. It's why he doesn't step outside the 5150 compound and play with other people.

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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    • Thetruthbaby
      Head Fluffer
      • Jun 2004
      • 312

      #3
      I don't think so

      T LEE is an idiot. Trust me. I've met him once and seen him in public a few times and the guy is a moron. And no I don't dislike Tommy because he bangs super hot chicks. I could care less. More power to him. From that perspective I wish I could change places with him. But he's perfect for M Crue. They're all idiots in their own respective ways. Plus Tommy is a showman as much as anything else. I mean he can play, but he's definitely over-rated. And he's a Tommy Aldridge wannabe. BIG TIME. If you go back and watch Aldridge you'll see where LEE got most of his stuff from.
      DLR/VH IS JUST BETTER

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      • Mama's Fool
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 200

        #4
        Cool, so Shout at the Devil instead of Eagles Fly. I can live with that.

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #5
          Uh...

          no.
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • horty07
            Head Fluffer
            • Jun 2004
            • 240

            #6
            just get rid of Shemp, who cares who replaces him. But first get rid of the SPAM.

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            • Vanstonica
              Roadie
              • Jun 2004
              • 165

              #7
              As much as I hate the guy, to quote Beavis and Butthead:

              You can't fire Van Halen from Van Halen.

              ...I can't believe I just quoted that show.

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              • frenchie
                Foot Soldier
                • Jul 2004
                • 527

                #8
                EVH, from an interview in 1986:
                " dave is the kind of guy who go in a party and spend all the night under a spotlight to be sure that everybody saw him"

                DLR, from an interview in 1988:
                "EVH is the kind of guy who go in a party and spend all this time in the toilet because he drunk too much"

                they know each others very well, that's VAN HALEN melodrama

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  I don't think Dave was drunk onstage that much. He sure as hell was at the US Festival but at most shows he had too much to worry about like remembering the lyrics and doing his gynastics. Plus Dave said in his book he took lots of Ibuprofen to do some of them shows because he was in pain. Ibuprofen and alcohol is a poor mix.

                  EVH needed the confidence in a bottle more than Dave did because of his insecurities and ego.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • frenchie
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 527

                    #10
                    never say that dave was drinkin'.

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                    • Mezro
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2004
                      • 4154

                      #11
                      Re: Fire Alex and hire Tommy Lee

                      Originally posted by Nitro Express

                      I think Tommy could hold his own and give us some showmanship Alex never could.
                      Yeah, he could hit the gong with his cock on fire.

                      Mezro...Tommy needs to get back to his roots before he even attempts druming again...
                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                      • Figs
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2945

                        #12
                        Hey I know, instead of Tommy Lee, how 'bout Ray Luzier?

                        Then we can shitcan Mike and bring in James Lomenzo.

                        Then we can shitcan Ed and bring in Brian Young.

                        Then to flush out the sound, how about adding a rhythm guitarist like Toshi Hiketa.

                        That would kick ass!





                        Jesus Christ it's fucking slow on news these past few weeks. Not much more to bash about on the Van Faggot tour, no Dave news, BOBW is about to be just a bad memory; Fuck it. Yawn.....

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                        • Carmine Raguzza
                          Groupie
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 62

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Figs
                          Hey I know, instead of Tommy Lee, how 'bout Ray Luzier?

                          Then we can shitcan Mike and bring in James Lomenzo.

                          Then we can shitcan Ed and bring in Brian Young.

                          Then to flush out the sound, how about adding a rhythm guitarist like Toshi Hiketa.

                          That would kick ass!
                          hmmmm....you could be on to something here...
                          " You know I go from rags to riches"

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                          • Wayne L.

                            #14
                            Tommy Lee is a great rock drummer in his own right but he's no Keith Moon, John Bohnam or Alex while he's the most immature guy I have ever seen in his early 40's.

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                            • Splooge
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 392

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wayne L.
                              Tommy Lee is a great rock drummer in his own right but he's no Keith Moon, John Bohnam or Alex while he's the most immature guy I have ever seen in his early 40's.
                              Do you like his feet?
                              We're on a mission from ROTH

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