Paramedic David Lee Roth rescues drunken slob.

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    Paramedic David Lee Roth rescues drunken slob.

    That's what the headlines should read if Dave ever returns to Van Halen.

    Good thing Dave has that EMT training. Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: david, drunken, lee, paramedic, rescues, roth, slob
    • Carmine Raguzza
      Groupie
      • Sep 2004
      • 62
      #2
      Re: Paramedic David Lee Roth rescues drunken slob.

      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.
      LOL:D
      " You know I go from rags to riches"

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        • Switch84
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2316
          #3
          Ed's too far gone

          :p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....


          BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
          "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
          Blackflag on DLR

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951
              #4
              Re: Ed's too far gone

              Originally posted by Switch84
              :p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....
              Ed just needs Betty Ford.

              Oh, and Brian Young to teach him how to play guitar.

              :D
              Twistin' by the pool.

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347
                  #5
                  CLASSIC!!!!!

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                    • stilleddiesangel
                      Sniper
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 843
                      #6
                      Re: Ed's too far gone

                      Originally posted by Switch84
                      :p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....


                      BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
                      Nope, he just needs lil ole MEEEEEE!!! he he he!! :D

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161
                          #7
                          I wonder if EMT's have access to good drugs ???
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • lms2
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              That's what the headlines should read if Dave ever returns to Van Halen.

                              Good thing Dave has that EMT training. Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.

                              Is Dave's work never done?

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                                • ELVIS
                                  Banned
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 44120
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Panamark
                                  I wonder if EMT's have access to good drugs ???
                                  No...

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                                    • lms2
                                      #10
                                      But then DAVE is not just any EMT... they might from now on! :D

                                      Leave it to Dave to modernize emerency medicine.

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                                        • Johnny Alucard
                                          Roth Army Recruit
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 18
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by lms2
                                          But then DAVE is not just any EMT... they might from now on! :D

                                          Leave it to Dave to modernize emerency medicine.
                                          Maybe Dave could offer some counseing to Ed for his "little problem" and refer him to a good organization, while at the same time offering a free physical exam of Ed's girlfriend, while Ed is away talkiing through his problems.

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                                            • JCOOK
                                              #12
                                              I never thought I would see someone in worse shape than Keith Richards....... FUCK!

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                                                • Nickdfresh
                                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 49565
                                                  #13
                                                  Seriously, I brought this thread back up to ask if Dave really is a paramedic? If so where?

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                                                    • Figs
                                                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 2945
                                                      #14
                                                      he was training to be a volunteer EMT in NYC.

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                                                        • Nickdfresh
                                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 49565
                                                          #15
                                                          Thanks

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