Suppose you catch roy in a darkalley what do you do?

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  • JCOOK

    Suppose you catch roy in a darkalley what do you do?

    I beat the sonofabitch and skin the carcass, the people of somalia need to eat too!:D
  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    Swift kick in danutz, and I'd introduce Roy to Mr. Aluminium Bat. :D
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • JCOOK

      #3
      Yeah but do you torture him and make him listen to a Van H..... sorry but I almost said Van Halen,but every one knows that Van Halen broke up in 1985.......Ed and those other dudes'album

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      • Don Corleone
        Veteran
        • May 2004
        • 2084

        #4
        Make him listen to one of his own albums, then make him listen to some real Van Halen.
        Roth Army Militia

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #5
          Go the other direction, and swiftly. Whatever it is he has may well be catching.
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            This is a hypothetical, right ??

            Theres no way a person of his, ahem, stature could
            fit into those generally narrow alleys.
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • lms2

              #7
              LOL

              Seriously, I don't really hang out in dark alleys either.... but if I did, (happen to meet him in a dark alley, not hang out in them) I would probably hand him a quarter and tell him to buy a life. He would not be worth a battery (or murder, sometimes it is so hard to know when to stop) charge.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                Maybe he's trying to find where Ed crashed for the night ?
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • JCOOK

                  #9
                  At this point meeting Ed in a dark alley would probably be worse

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                  • RogueHorseman
                    Commando
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1298

                    #10
                    In all seriousness, I would call him out in no uncertain terms on some of his lies. Man to man.

                    Oh, wait... that would be a one sided conversation.

                    Never mind, I'll just beat his and tell him what I think of all his lies as I'm doing it.
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                    • JCOOK

                      #11
                      Damn thats' a good visualization

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                      • Snow Ho
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 203

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Panamark
                        This is a hypothetical, right ??

                        Theres no way a person of his, ahem, stature could
                        fit into those generally narrow alleys.
                        LOL thats what i was thinking. so i would probably call ghostbusters and tell em that the marshmellow man was stuck between two buildings.

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                        • Snow Ho
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 203

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JCOOK
                          At this point meeting Ed in a dark alley would probably be worse
                          agreed. but i'd say i'd feel safe as long as i stayed away from his boone's farm.

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                          • Figs
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2945

                            #14
                            chainsaw enema...

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                            • Bill Lumbergh
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5472

                              #15
                              I would whip out my VOA vinyl, and have my idol sign it of course! HEAVY METAL NOISE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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