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  • guwapo_rocker

    Ha!!!!

    OCT 23 :: For the love of god, can't somebody in the U.S. government or CIA force Van Halen to make up with former frontman David Lee Roth instead of touring around with yelping windbag Jimmy Buffett, er, we mean Sammy Hagar. Sure, it made for some good Pepsi commercials back in the day, but come on. Van Halen drags their decrepit bodies sans Roth into the PNE Coliseum Saturday. For tickets call 212-555-DUMBASS

  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #2
    Sweeeeeeet....
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • thepunisher
      Roadie
      • Jun 2004
      • 147

      #3
      Actually I remember when that Pepsi commercial came out. I was so pissed. They sold out.
      Now I realize they were sold out all along.
      But at the time it was so wrong. Its especially telling that it was for a failed product.
      <img src="http://www.nrgservices.com/EBAY/roth.jpg">

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      • Dave's PA Rental
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 3756

        #4
        That is fookin amazin'.
        Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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        • guwapo_rocker

          #5
          Who needs 8 tickets for tonight??

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55

          117 20 ADULT TICKETS US $75.00 US $8.55
          Seats 8 to 15




          :D

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          • moose
            Veteran
            • Mar 2004
            • 1988

            #6
            Oh Eddie is gonna call this guy and give him shit.
            The truth hurts don't it you motherfucker.
            Screw you Ed!

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            • WACF
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2920

              #7
              That is funny as hell...

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22951

                #8
                They could have said something easier..."Van Hagar is gay - so are you if you go to see them", and then announced time, venue, whatever...would have saved them some paper space...
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • kcmusician
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 274

                  #9
                  Ah Canada..... Hasn't America taken them over yet?? lol Just joking!

                  Shaun
                  "'Cause stayin' 'round here takes patience It's like a full time occupation"

                  - Diamond Dave

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    everynow and then we get some accurate reporting from the media ! :D
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • stilleddiesangel
                      Sniper
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 843

                      #11
                      Well I aint gonna get a Hagar tour here but there damn well better be a Roth tour or someone gets bitchslapped!!!

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                      • scottydabodi
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2541

                        #12
                        Man, if that ain't the funniest ad for tix I've ever seen! HAHA!!! Dave or the Grave, DOUCHEBAGS!!!
                        If you listen to fools
                        The Mob Rules

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