DAVE wrote "Intruder"? Who woulda thunk?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Brett
I still fucking say it ain't him and I'm always right.

Horsehit Norton!!!

I challenge you to a duel...

Swords or pistols? lmao

BTW. Now that I have DD playin', fuck it's awesome!!!

It's what got me into VH in the first place as a kid. Ironically enough, it was hearing fucking "Intruder" and mistaking it for a hard rockin' auto parts add when I was eleven.

"Intruder" shreads and MAYBE dave was allowed to fiddle with the cupla notes on the keyboard when it was recorded?

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I don't even think Dave wrote most of the words and melodies to Classic Van Halen...

Now you're just sounding stupid...

[ELVIS]

Intruder pretty much sucks...

Pretty Woman is the worst van Halen song there is...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by MAX
Now you're just sounding stupid...

Yeah ??

Listen to the WACF demos...

Dave had zero ideas...

The producer told him to do this, do that, scream here, scream there...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Intruder pretty much sucks...

Pretty Woman is the worst van Halen song there is...

Fine, Mr. "Stand Up" is one of Dave's "best?" lol.

[ELVIS]

It is...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yeah ??

Listen to the WACF demos...

Dave had zero ideas...

The producer told him to do this, do that, scream here, scream there...

Sheepa lotta peepah dabba looka foh a moopee

BOP!!! Bozy Bozy Bop!!! Ditty BOP!!!

[ELVIS]

Yeah, that's just about what he contributed to the writing...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
It is...

The lyrics are ALMOST as gay as Hagar's.

[ELVIS]

No way, they're pretty positive...

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yeah, that's just about what he contributed to the writing...

Horse Hockey.

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[MAX]

Elvis,

Let's cut the bullshit bro.

Where are you trying to go with this?

[ELVIS]

I dunno, but I'm not giving up...

Never have, never will...

[MAX]

Nor should you mang.

Tis' a good thing and you have every fucking right to be proud.

I just don't get where you're going with this Dave stuff?

I still know more about Van Halen and Roth than anyone here.