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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #16
    Hardly triple xxx. More effort please.

    Oh dear.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35203

      #17
      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
      Of course I've come up with a XXX parody to the song "Tight".

      Here's the chorus:

      Cuz her pussy's tight
      And we can fuck all night
      Yeah, so damn tight
      tight

      I'm a bad boy!

      Now I need to work on "Feel Your Muff Tonight".
      We?..

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #18
        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        We?..
        He & the one with the tight pussy, Sesh.

        And I can fuck all night wouldn't be all that proper... what about the girl, doesn't SHE get to fuck?

        How Irish of you, really...

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648

          #19
          Yes Sesh, please stop being a nationality other than your own.

          This brings up an interesting question of verbage. Is one fucking and one being fucked? Do the new lyrics refer to several who will fuck one who is to be fucked, or does it refer to a pair that fucks? Does anybody have to buy dinner first? And what is the definition of "all night" and does it go by faster if you are older?

          Fuck. I'm going to go clean the house now.

          Oh dear.

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35203

            #20
            Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
            He & the one with the tight pussy, Sesh.

            And I can fuck all night wouldn't be all that proper... what about the girl, doesn't SHE get to fuck?

            How Irish of you, really...

            Cheers! :bottle:
            I don't know why I read that assumed there were 2 doing her.

            I need a rest or a drink.

            Cheers!

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35203

              #21
              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
              Yes Sesh, please stop being a nationality other than your own.

              This brings up an interesting question of verbage. Is one fucking and one being fucked? Do the new lyrics refer to several who will fuck one who is to be fucked, or does it refer to a pair that fucks? Does anybody have to buy dinner first? And what is the definition of "all night" and does it go by faster if you are older?

              Fuck. I'm going to go clean the house now.
              It's very complicated. I would assume that the male would be fucking and the girl would be fucked but then you can say let's fuck if you are a girl. Would a girl say 'I want to fuck you'? I think so. A guy wouldn't say 'I want to be fucked by you' to a girl, unless of course they were getting married.

              Someone will have written a paper on this at a university somewhere...

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35203

                #22
                Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

                Technically?

                If it is then is masturbating gay then?

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

                  Technically?

                  If it is then is masturbating gay then?
                  apperently not, if you put a sock on it.
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Seshmeister
                    It's very complicated. I would assume that the male would be fucking and the girl would be fucked but then you can say let's fuck if you are a girl. Would a girl say 'I want to fuck you'? I think so. A guy wouldn't say 'I want to be fucked by you' to a girl, unless of course they were getting married.

                    Someone will have written a paper on this at a university somewhere...
                    And gotten a huge fucking grant to do it, too.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

                      Technically?

                      If it is then is masturbating gay then?
                      Things are... changing.

                      It is my firm believe that the definition of homosexual should be well defined, so as to make it a proper definition.

                      And so I propose, for this & future generations, the following definition:

                      Homosexual: One who feels attraction for the physical appearance of his own sex.

                      If a man is sexually aroused when looking at other men and/or extremely manly women, he is homosexual. If a woman is attracted to girlish men or extremely large breasts, she is homosexual.

                      We'll discount everything else.

                      I guess this would put WARF in the clear, IF he only fancied women & trannies, as they look like women.

                      However, he DID want to bang Lady Gaga, who is... what? And looks like what? Until we discover, WARF's sexuality will be in doubt.

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4648

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

                        Technically?

                        If it is then is masturbating gay then?
                        Would it be considered a 3some? It's all too complicated.

                        Oh dear.

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4648

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker

                          Homosexual: One who feels attraction for the physical appearance of his own sex.
                          Cheers! :bottle:
                          What this does not take into account the attraction for those of your own sex who look like the opposite sex. I.E. a Bear who is attracted to a very girly man or a transvestite, or a Lipstick lesbian who goes after a very butch, manly girl.

                          Oh dear.

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35203

                            #28
                            Usually when you meet a gay couple you can quickly tell who is the postman and who is the letterbox.

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                            • lesfunk
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3583

                              #29
                              I just stopped by to read about the DLR Band and am subjected to assplay, sex toys and depravity? How Very Rude!
                              http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                              • Anonymous
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 12749

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                What this does not take into account the attraction for those of your own sex who look like the opposite sex. I.E. a Bear who is attracted to a very girly man or a transvestite, or a Lipstick lesbian who goes after a very butch, manly girl.
                                Exactly, because I'd say that to those people, it's not that they're attracted to their own sex, it's just that maybe they cannot deal with the opposite sex due to lack of social skills.

                                Why would a Bear be attracted to a feminine man & not a woman? Maybe he IS attracted to women, he just can't talk to them. The same for women. Why would they be attracted to a woman that makes 'em think of men, instead of a proper man? Maybe they just don't have the self-confidence to talk to a man.

                                It's sad, but you know it happens.

                                So this would be a much more deep case than a mere sexual "deviation". One that requires scientific & psychological explanations, like being a nutcase or a weirdo. A creepy motherfucker, even.

                                As for trannies, apparently those who like 'em DO NOT like gay content. Which means they would not consider such as to be gay. Source? Every motherfuckin' youtube like porn site.

                                Check out EmpFlix, Tube8, T'n'A Flix, etc...

                                You have filters foe Straight, Gay & Tranny.

                                Being an extremely moderate porn consumer myself, I have witnessed much, much bitching in the old days before filters & tags, when all pornography was bundled together & you looked for anal sex at your own peril.

                                So people started demanding filters. They wanted to look for STRAIGHT anal sex, not gay. Or the opposite. And that's when I noticed the advent of tranny lovers who demanded that their personal poison should not be bundled up with generally gay sex.

                                And that made me think. And now we go to my first sentence in this subject, because it's the way of the world to go around & around.

                                Things are... changing.

                                Cheers! :bottle:

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