the wit and wisdom of DLR

[Sensible Shoes]

Lyrics that Shoes lives by:

"I said 'How the hell'd you get in those tight blue jeans? ' she said 'For starters you can buy me a drink' "

"S'cuse me, I'm, I'm, I'm new in town. D'ya think I could get directions to.....your place?"

"He don't understand what a man should know; by the time I could teach him he'd be far too old...."

[Anonymous]

Yesssss... my baby ran off with my best friend.

But when I heard, I took it easy, 'cuz I knew I'd see those girls again.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Vaccinated with a phonograph needle one summer break.....

[Anonymous]

My train, your station. Full speed, across the nation, got a steel-wheeled radial prophylactic for you - an' I ain't afraid to use it, now!

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Leave your name and number in the dumpster when you're through

[GAR]

"Can't crow before I'm outta the woods / but there's exceptions to the rule"

[Coyote]

"I get up, and nothing gets me down"

"Don't you know she's coming home with me? You'll lose her in the turn. I'll get her..."