The Official Van Halen, "Tattoo" review thread.

[DavidLeeNatra]

on the side with the review I foung this for your amusement

[qikgts]

Fuckin' Swagger. Fucking talk to Elvis!

Swagger... Yessir...

[TJMKID]

and BTW the new album and the gig at the café wha? was mentioned in the GERMAN news...holy shit...last time I read something about =VH= here was when there was the Ga y Cherone debacle...

On behalf of all the loyal American VH fans ---- I sincerely apologize for Van Cherone visiting Europe in the late 90's ---- at least it wasnt that fat cunt Hagarita!

[TJMKID]

on the side with the review I foung this for your amusement

Well ---- I supposed we finally found one ugly douche who was inspired by Van Hagar!

[DlocRoth]

Fucking Raunchy...

You nailed it, HOMBRE.

It's dirty.

And as others have stated, it sounds like a DLR solo tune with VH backing him........

This is a new, true partnership, my fellow Rothtards.

This disc is gonna kill.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dave's secret, what if skakespeare told his stories in ink

[Rikk]

It's fuckin' great.

Sho nuff.

Catchy as shit. Ed's solo (and sound) is blistering.

Man, Ed's ending guitar part is brilliant. I haven't heard him end something with such restraint and great tone.

My only gripe is that I would still rather Mikey back-up than quadrupled Dave vocals there...

...but this is a good Van Halen song.

[SunisinuS]

Crap there is going to be a lot of David Lee Roth art on Chicks coming up. The Single.

[DavidLeeNatra]

It's fuckin' great.

Sho nuff.

Catchy as shit. Ed's solo (and sound) is blistering.

Man, Ed's ending guitar part is brilliant. I haven't heard him end something with such restraint and great tone.

My only gripe is that I would still rather Mikey back-up than quadrupled Dave vocals there...

...but this is a good Van Halen song.

are we happy or what, Mr. Sheeprazor?

[Rikk]

are we happy or what, Mr. Sheeprazor?

Happy doesn't even begin to describe it, my bartending buddy.

I can't believe there's a whole disc waiting for us. Pre-ordered the two-disc fucker...gonna play that album to death.

I'm ready for the AMEX pre-order tomorrow for the Chicago date in February (which the wife can go to!!...baby not due 'til mid-April) after asking my buddy if I can use his AMEX and get better seats.

13 fucking songs. SHE'S THE WOMAN on a Van Halen album. BULLETHEAD. God knows what else.

And while I'm not gonna quite claim that TATTOO is UNCHAINED or LITTLE DREAMER, it's freakin' great and better than anything the band has done since...well...ME WISE MAGIC.

Actually, fuck some of you turds. I still like ME WISE MAGIC more. That is a great fucking song. I'm not going to start shitting on it just because TATTOO is new. ME WISE MAGIC is a great fucking song.

But this new song is better than CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE.

[Halen High]

Just listened to Tattoo in its entirety for the first time and......I am blown away. What a brilliant comeback. After all these years, this is truly a fitting song to announce the return of the great David Lee Roth and the rebirth of Van Halen in the studio. Tattoo will certainly get a lot of airplay and give the band appeal across a broad demographic. It will grab those in the younger generation who appreciate classic rock and expose more people to the CVH era.

Everything about this track is impressive. The lrics are cool and edgey, it's heavy yet groovy, and Eddie's solo is pure Edward Van Halen. Wow - can't wait for the album, which I suspect will be packed with that old Van Halen attitude.

[Pink Spider]

You nailed it, HOMBRE.

It's dirty.

Completely dirty.

The 30 second clip was a tease. This is: "dear God, I'm pregnant and I think the house may be on fire."

[DavidLeeNatra]

Happy doesn't even begin to describe it, my bartending buddy.

I can't believe there's a whole disc waiting for us. Pre-ordered the two-disc fucker...gonna play that album to death.

I'm ready for the AMEX pre-order tomorrow for the Chicago date in February (which the wife can go to!!...baby not due 'til mid-April) after asking my buddy if I can use his AMEX and get better seats.

13 fucking songs. SHE'S THE WOMAN on a Van Halen album. BULLETHEAD. God knows what else.

And while I'm not gonna quite claim that TATTOO is UNCHAINED or LITTLE DREAMER, it's freakin' great and better than anything the band has done since...well...ME WISE MAGIC.

Actually, fuck some of you turds. I still like ME WISE MAGIC more. That is a great fucking song. I'm not going to start shitting on it just because TATTOO is new. ME WISE MAGIC is a great fucking song.

But this new song is better than CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE.

I don't compare it to nothing and take it as a starting point...after 28 years it's a "new" chemistry based on the old magic...works perfect for me...

[DlocRoth]

Happy doesn't even begin to describe it, my bartending buddy.

I can't believe there's a whole disc waiting for us. Pre-ordered the two-disc fucker...gonna play that album to death.

I'm ready for the AMEX pre-order tomorrow for the Chicago date in February (which the wife can go to!!...baby not due 'til mid-April) after asking my buddy if I can use his AMEX and get better seats.

13 fucking songs. SHE'S THE WOMAN on a Van Halen album. BULLETHEAD. God knows what else.

And while I'm not gonna quite claim that TATTOO is UNCHAINED or LITTLE DREAMER, it's freakin' great and better than anything the band has done since...well...ME WISE MAGIC.

Actually, fuck some of you turds. I still like ME WISE MAGIC more. That is a great fucking song. I'm not going to start shitting on it just because TATTOO is new. ME WISE MAGIC is a great fucking song.

But this new song is better than CAN'T GET THIS STUFF NO MORE.

Not gonna argue, Rikk.....

But this shit sounds organic. Its REAL. Its a band.

[VAN HLN CA]

This is every strip bar's new favorite by month end!