Cafe Wha? (Full Show)

[TFM_Dale]

I can't argue that point. Dave nailed it too!



Joey, you like movies about gladiators?

In that picture Dave reminds me of Brian Johnson constipated after chemo.

[DONNIEP]

Katy Perry is my fav slutty cock tease singer , atm.

I wish I had been the one running the crane at the Superbowl. I woulda swung her all over the damn place like a pinata!

[WARF]

Sorry but I really like this ARIANA GRANDE , slut.....

[WARF]

Move aside, Katy Perry!

[vandeleur]

ok I get it warfy ..... jail bait

[Seshmeister]

Not quite but she breaks the half plus 7 rule for anyone over 29...

[DONNIEP]

ok I get it warfy ..... jail bait

21 years old - not jail bait. So you can take yer knob back oot!

[DONNIEP]

Not quite but she breaks the half plus 7 rule for anyone over 29...

How many times do I have to explain this to you? It's a guideline - not a rule! And if you're gonna break out the calculator before deciding whether to bang that then you're gayer than Ellen!

[WARF]

ok I get it warfy ..... jail bait

She's 21.... and petite.... i'd bang the hell out of her!!

[DONNIEP]

Move aside, Katy Perry!

I wanna see her cooch!!

[WARF]

What the fuck is this HALF plus 7 rule??? LOL

I thought I heard it all....

[WARF]

Miley Cyrus is a piece of trash now Donnie... her only fuckable period was the barely legal era( past Hannah Montana but not quite a whore yet period)

Ariana Grande is the new hottest piece of ass in music right now!

[DONNIEP]

What the fuck is this HALF plus 7 rule??? LOL

I thought I heard it all....

In this case, half plus 7 = HOMO!

[WARF]

Nevermind. I get it.

So if you're 40, you can date or bang a chick that is 27.

[TFM_Dale]

How many times do I have to explain this to you? It's a guideline - not a rule! And if you're gonna break out the calculator before deciding whether to bang that then you're gayer than Ellen!

Ellen would hit that.