Cafe Wha? (Full Show)

[vandeleur]

am not saying she wouldnt get little vandy , just I aint doing her homework.

[78/84 guy]

She's 21.... and petite.... i'd bang the hell out of her!!

I'd do her again.

[Seshmeister]

Nevermind. I get it.

So if you're 40, you can date or bang a chick that is 27.

Or older...

[Seshmeister]

.....

[Phil theStalker]

hitch, anal, jail bait, hyalo gyn

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dDis wuz jaiL BAitt o1nce.

[DONNIEP]

Miley Cyrus is a piece of trash now Donnie... her only fuckable period was the barely legal era( past Hannah Montana but not quite a whore yet period)

Ah, as much as it saddens me to admit it, you're right.

[DONNIEP]

Or older...

No, no, NO! The whole point of living beyond 40 is to buy some expensive shit and date chicks that are waaayyy too young for you! Think about it - 40 years is a long fuckin time. And you're gonna reward yourself by bangin some old broad who runs around in a muumuu smoking Chesterfield Kings?

[WARF]

Or older...

So I guess for someone like Zahzoo his minimum is about 46 and older....

[WARF]

Ah, as much as it saddens me to admit it, you're right.

I don't understand why she couldn't keep it classy.

Does becoming a whore increase record sales? I would think it would alienate part of her fan base.

Is she an Illuminati puppet like all these idiots on youtube and conspiracy theorists are talking about?

I just don't get it.

Ariana Grande keeps it classy with a touch of whore....

[kwame k]

She sure did take the wrong advice from someone.........probably her no-talent father!

[DONNIEP]

She sure did take the wrong advice from someone.........probably her no-talent father!

It's definitely an odd career choice. It worked, obviously. Tour and record sales are proof. But you can only be a 22 year old Super Whore for so long. At this point all that's left is the sex tape (please let it be a solo performance).

And she needs to gain some damn weight - chick is too damn skinny.

[kwame k]

I agree 100%!

The only thing left is the "leaked" sex tape!

[TFM_Dale]

Worked for kim whoredashian. Even landed her a rich hubby as fucking stupid as she is.

[DONNIEP]

I agree 100%!

The only thing left is the "leaked" sex tape!

Two bottles of KY Liquid Silk, neosporin for the blisters, small band aids, Ace bandage to wrap my wrist...I'm all stocked up and ready!

[kwame k]

Worked for kim whoredashian. Even landed her a rich hubby as fucking stupid as she is.

Writes a song about gold diggers and marries one!