The BEST DLR Army Member

[MAX]

It's the jingle bell fuck!!!

Insert extremely dark fucking music now:


My tendency for dependency is offending me..........It's upending me.........I'm pretending see, to be strong and free from my dependency............It's warping me...........It's FUCKING WARPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAX]

WARPED!!!!!

WARPED!!!!!


WARPED!!!!!


WARPED!!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Max... R U OK hun?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Max... R U OK hun?

Spent the day in Park City Skiing with my family and celebrated my beautiful niece's FIFTH Birthday!!!!

Happy Birthday Audrey!!!!

Happy as heck!!!!

I just wish you guys would pop the bubbly, get along and hush up for the Holidays!!!!

Rock out naked cos it feels sooooooo good!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

hey Max! I'm bubbly tonight! I had me some Chardonnay and a lovely chat with a ARMY man... ALL is good...

[MAX]

NOW............

WHAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

DIG THIS!!!!!!

[flappo]

ya mean that ?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by flappo




ya mean that ?

That's funny shit!

[MAX]

Originally posted by flappo
ya mean that ? [/B]

Yep. That's it Flappo and thanks again.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
oh Poor BABY! People been stabbing you in the back? AHHH...
SUX DOESN'T IT!
You SHUT THE fuck up... this doesn't involve you...

Oh shit, NOW what will I do...........even the FAT CHICKS are insulting me...............

[Fabulous Shadow]

Oh Bill... That hurts! I'm not fat but if I was, I STILL wouldn't like you.

[Panamark]

Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

Little do the touro's know...the cabo secret garden surrounded by a privacy wall is where high-pressure lawn sprinklers hose off roy's unreachables...

"What a lush lawn honey!...They must use some hardcore fertilizer"!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???