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[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Panamark
Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???

Are you dissin me Pmark?
Why dont you try asking your mama!

[Panamark]

So you PM me asking to explain, but before waiting for my explanation, you have a shot at my mother ???

This is my first interactions with you Lisa....
Im getting the picture....

[Fabulous Shadow]

It was a Yo mama fat joke. Not intended to insult your REAL mother.

But I do have a ?... Why it it ok for everyone to insult ME, call me fat, yet when I rebut I am an evil person? Lets be REAL ok...

You asked me, I figured it'b be ok to ask you to ask YO MAMA...

[Panamark]

Its ok Lisa.

My mother is not fat.

Im not even going to reply with a "Yo Mama" ..
I think that shit is really low.
I hope your mother is healthy, slim and doing
great.

[MAX]

It's ok Mark.

My mother isn't fat either mate.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Panamark
Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ?...FAB ? Is it true ???

You insult her and then ask why she would say 'why don't you go ask your momma'? Obviously your just talking shit out of the side of your mouth. And then you cry that her saying that was a low blow? Common mate! Wht did you ask HER that? Are you sure your not just trolling for attention here? Feeling left out of the attention these stupid threads are generating?

Don't imply a woman is fat and not expect a rebuttal. That's just not common sense.

OK I'm done ranting now.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Panamark
Is it true that fat chicks have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick ???

(Recalling a Simpsons episode)

Actually I have wondered on the odd occasion how the extremely
large women (or men) actually wipe their ass ??? When they
are so physically big they cant reach that part of the body..
Perhaps the rag on the stick is not a myth ??

Hmmm, theres got to be a big business oppurtunity for bidets
for the chunky members of our society

I know !!

"The Red Rocker Ass Squirter 2004"

As Spammy says, "After a big night of tequila and burritos,
Mikey and me love nothing more than a good dump, followed
by a Dreams inspiring session on the Red Rocker Ass Squirter"

Order now and you get the Red Rocker Sunglasses and Toothpaste,
with a ten pack of cabo wabo drink coasters !

Hey Aesop... read the thread before you go jumping on Panamark...

[aesop]

Originally posted by lms2
Hey Aesop... read the thread before you go jumping on Panamark...

I didn't misread it...I quoted him in my post. Your quote was from earlier. If I'm mistaken, I appologize. What am I missing?

[lms2]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
WHY do you wonder about THIS? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Morbid curiosity. How do those Fat Van Hagar fans keep their
hygeine ? They obviously cant reach their vital areas anymore.
Is it a rag on a stick, FAB ? Is it true ???

Do you still not get it?

[Brett]

Originally posted by aesop

OK I'm done ranting now.

I doubt that.

[POJO_Risin]

So...what's the call on Yo Mama' jokes populating the next few pages of this idiotic thread?

I say odds are good...

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO...

[flappo]

the knockz specialises in yo mama jokes

a 43 year old 'man' with the joke capabilities of a 9 year old retard

[Rikk]

Yo mama so fat...she...she...

she's really fat.

[Golden AWe]

yo mama

yo yo

word.