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[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You promised no one would ever see that! That was suppose to get me Mod status for April!

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I warned you that the fiance thing was going to be a problem. But she even threatened to drop her mod job and leave. We had to let her have her marriage thing. But if she thinks we'll start being nicer because of it, she's gonna learn the hard way.

By the way, I just found a 25-page manuscript in her locker called PLANS TO GET THE ARMY TO RECOGNIZE THAT KATYDID IS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON. I consider this your failure, AL. You assured me that our last yelling set her straight. Then she makes this post today and then I find this manuscript. This proves to me that she's still set on defending KATYDID. And that is not tolerable.

I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk


AND THIS GOES FOR ANY OF YOU THAT DEFEND HER!!! YOU'VE SEEN WHAT'S BECOME OF ALLY FOR DEFENDING KATY!!! THIS GOES FOR ANYONE...though I won't be asking any of the guys to cook dinner naked...though BILL probably will ask them on his own time.

THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I DIDN'T PUT THAT THERE! MAX DID!
I begged him not to. I told him you'd get mad. Max told me he would protect me though because of the Pickle People.

Maybe I should give up being a mod. I don't want to lose my pumpkin-bob.

BUT I SWEAR MAX PUT THAT THERE. and he had help from Elvis because him and Elvis travel the country singing blues. They're brothers of sorts.

OH!!! Talking back now, huh?

First off, MAX is from Utah. The only music he knows is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Second, ELVIS once told me that he's an ELVIS impersonator (late 60s-style, COMEBACK SPECIAL era). I know for a fact that he wouldn't just do a blues tour.

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!:p

I LIED!!!!!!!:p

I've already sent it to MAX, and he's getting together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night to watch the controversial "ALLY drops the steak on the floor and has to pick it up" scene.

There is no end to my treachery.

I'm altering the deal, ALLY. Pray I don't alter it any further.

BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!

Originally posted by Max Yesterday, at 01:20 PM
Don't worry babe. I got your back. Big ol' mean Rikk won't hurt you anymore. Didn't you know him and Bill are closer than friends? The jokes about me and him are just a distraction from the REAL truth.

PS -- I love those pickles. Just got my order today!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk

Third, I believe you haven't even begun work on the cookies, HAVE YOU?

And what if I outsourced them to China?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
THAT'S SO NOT FAIR CUZ THERE'S A LACK OF VAGINAS HERE!

This is so all about my vagina.

Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
BUT MAX IS IN ON IT!

See! This is a PM from him to me!

That...that...that's a lie!!! BILL is a friend, nothing more!!!

Oh, I believe you're going to be making cookies 'til your hands fall off for this one. And I believe KATYDID will truly suffer now that you've defended her and then tried to humiliate me when MAX, the biggest homosexual mod in music history, tried to claim something about me?

Why do you think MAX likes eating pickles so much, hmmm? Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
And what if I outsourced them to China?

Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Look, I'm sorry if you feel that way. It's unfair that you would think it all comes down to the fact that you have a vagina.

Well, it sort of does, I guess. Guys are always looking for excuses to see women's vaginas. Hell, it's the only time I ever actually watch a woman making dinner. Most of the time, I'll only look up if I don't hear continued dicing or cooking sounds. And you, in your short-sightedness, think you're doing womanhood a favor by proving that in these uncivilized times, a woman can still be a mod at the most macho forum in the world. Well, maybe this is true. Or maybe you should get in the fucking kitchen and make me a salad.

How many times do I have to tell you that it wasn't a salad but tossed greens? I don't think you appreciate a good cook

And you know "This is so all about my vagina." is going into your siggy. It's too classic not to. Gimme some credit! :p

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Did that ever cross your mind what's crossing his mind when he puts a pickle in his mouth???

They're green, crunchy, and you can sink your teeth into them?

[Warham]

A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Oh, you should see ALLY go!!! Mind you, I think she may be rushing the job a bit thinking: "Fuck, I hope this pasta boils. RIKK is staring at my ass. And BILL is also...oh wait...no. BILL is reading Bette Midler's autobiography."

But does the speed of the cooking make for a better meal? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUSH, ALLY???

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, technically, that's better for the economy of the future.

But you're a woman and shouldn't know these things...

Oh, you and KATYDID are quite the dynamic pair. But not strong enough for the RIKKSTER and his squad of evil.

I'll know whatever I want to, Canada-boy! BTW, where's that moose I was promised?

And what evil squad? Al? Please, he buys me teddy bears to make up for what you do to me.

Al secretly loves me. He's going to have a fight to the death with my pumpkin-boo over who gets to wisk me away. If he wins, I promised to wear a cheerleader uniform for him. And sing a song. A *special* song.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Warham
A woman always does better cooking buck naked.

Definate fact there.

Want me to use my special sauce?