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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    GUNT-The definition

    1.

    The dreaded gut-cunt. Usually hanging out from beneath a belly-shirt on a girl who has no right wearing one.
    Hey, let's play "Spot the Gunt" here at Molly Magees.

    We decided to leave when in came a whole girdle of gunts.

    That girl has a pretty face, but it looks like she might benefit from an interguntion.
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648
      #2
      2.

      Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
      My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648
          #3
          3.

          1). noun.
          A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

          2). proper noun.
          Also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the University of Illinois.
          1). "Wow, if she doesn't shut her yap I'm going to punch her in the gunt."

          2). "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts. They're on the prowl tonight!"
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648
              #4
              A BRIEF INTERLUDE...

              hahahahaha...

              "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts..."

              that is fucking hilarious...

              onto more definitions...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648
                  #5
                  4.

                  A compound word meaning a girl who has a gut that extends down to her crotch, making her pussy and surrounding area look abnormally large.
                  Ohhhh man... I would need at least a foot long cock to penetrate that bitches GUNT.
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648
                      #6
                      5.

                      The part (A LARGE BUBBLE)above a womans vagina that is caused by child birth and/ or being a fatass. AKA the pump hump. Also the opposite of the male version (gick)

                      Honey, decorate the gunt daddys comming home!!! Damn, I couldnt get any last night, my wife's gunt was in the way!
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648
                          #7
                          another brief interlude...

                          AKA the PUMP HUMP

                          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

                          Oh...that is classic...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648
                              #8
                              6.

                              When a women is overweight the flaps of her belly or thighs may overlap thus causing a well lubricated region that can be used as an alternate for love making.

                              Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt.
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                • POJO_Risin
                                  Roth Army Caesar
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 40648
                                  #9
                                  Talk about a classic...

                                  and Kudos to Jerry for sticking that one out...
                                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                    • POJO_Risin
                                      Roth Army Caesar
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 40648
                                      #10
                                      I hope that helps...
                                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                        • bueno bob
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 22951
                                          #11
                                          Thank you, POJO!
                                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                                            • Nickdfresh
                                              SUPER MODERATOR

                                              • Oct 2004
                                              • 49567
                                              #12
                                              I made the mistake of defining what a GUNT was a party, inhabited with some middle-aged women, last summer.

                                              I practically had to sit in the car and get drunk by myself. I passed out due to a combination heat exhaustion and alcohol poisoning. And repeated blows to the head from a baseball bat.

                                              I still have reggulS ellivsiuoL imprinted on my forhead.
                                              Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-21-2005, 04:09 PM.

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                                                • bueno bob
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 22951
                                                  #13
                                                  LMFAO!
                                                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                                                    • POJO_Risin
                                                      Roth Army Caesar
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 40648
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                                                      Thank you, POJO!
                                                      Just doing my service to the site...
                                                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                                        • bueno bob
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 22951
                                                          #15
                                                          I was afraid to ask...
                                                          Twistin' by the pool.

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