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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    why I should be Mod...

    I never had any intentions of being a moderator here or anywhere for that matter. When I first joined the Army I read the rules and understood them clearly. Uncut, pure Dave, is what the Army is all about. Great! Where do I sign? The last few weeks have been weak though. The site is fine. The aura that surrounds some of the posts are, at best slightly shit in color. If chosen moderator, I pledge to give my very best in filtering the shit in this place. Giving the Army a verbal enema is possibly just what this place needs. And to think that just a few short days ago, I was waving that flag that read "Too Pro Roth to Moderate here". It wasn't meant as mutiny, but more of an eye opener to anyone that would read my cries of too much pro-Hagar posts by our very own! As a moderator, I pledge not to kiss ass, but rather kick it. I will defend the rich and important history of our beloved "King of Entertainment" Diamond David Lee Roth.
    But either way. Getting a moderator position or not- I believe in what I wrote above more than words could even describe. Everyone can say "I love Dave". But this Army IS THE PLACE to feel it and live it anyday you wish. Like that old Coca-Cola commercial they used to play at the drive-in in the late 70's and early 80's. All ethnic groups and diversities joining arms, drinking a coke and singing a song. The minute you sign in to your posting here, you have instantly joined arms with fellow Coke drinkers...Errr, Dave fans!
    That part is great enough...and moderating for the Diamond one's forums is the icing on the fucking cake. But keep in mind, mod or not. I wont change my 'tude. My dialect. Or my passion- DLR
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    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #2
    I voted for myself.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12194

      #3
      Big Troubles,good on you bro,keeping it real.David Lee Roth would be proud of you.You should get the job,get my vote anyday.Long live David Lee Roth and his Fans,peace
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • Big Troubles
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Feb 2004
        • 8517

        #4
        TY
        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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        • Mr GrumpyAss
          Groupie
          • May 2004
          • 50

          #5
          BT there is no doubt in my mind that you should be a DLR forum moderator. You live, breath and shit Dave! This position is perfect for you.You have my vote buddy, let the good times roll.

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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517

            #6
            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648

              #7
              As far as I'm concerned bro...you are in...

              besides...the only one on the staff that wants you to masterbate is fucking Brownsound...must be a redneck thing...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517

                #8
                Hell, he might be right. Im masturbating now. :D The real question is Not is he, but rather when he's done will my ears pop? And the answer is always the same. Ears always pop before they bleed Brownsound.
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #9
                  Dude...that's fucking wrong man...just fucking wrong...

                  I rescind my vote...and obstain from this thread...

                  ...

                  Brownie on the otherhand...is trying to find your webcam...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • Dr. Love
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7833

                    #10
                    Hell I'll vote for that opinio--

                    Originally posted by Big Troubles
                    Hell, he might be right. Im masturbating now. :D

                    I'll vote no for that bastard!!
                    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11
                      already got my vote !
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Sweet Irony
                        She's the Woman
                        Sniper
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 870

                        #12
                        Mine too---the icing on the fucking cake for sure!
                        ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dr. Love
                          Hell I'll vote for that opinio--




                          I'll vote no for that bastard!!
                          Ok I'll tell you what. I reached down to tug on my balls to start the whole masturbating process, but when I seen how upset everyone got that I was doing that, I immediately thought of dead kittens and the horniness vanished.
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • thefive

                            #14
                            BT got my vote of COURSE!!! I just cannot believe the poll results?????
                            BT is a Roth fan. 100%. He should become a mod just for that. BT is a cool guy. His knowledge of Dave is tremendous. BT you are my friend.

                            the 5

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                            • Mezro
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2004
                              • 4154

                              #15
                              Got the Mezro vote. Mod away fucker!

                              Mezro..BT is the real deal
                              Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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