HELLO YOU NO GOOD BASTARDS,
I WOULD LIKE TO tHROW MY NAME AND DICK INTO THE PROVERBIAL TWAT OF THE MACHINE THAT RUNS THIS PLACE.
HERE ARE MY QUALIFICAITIONS:
1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.
2. I HAVE A DICK BIGGER THAN SAMMY HAGAR'S.
3. i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID
4. I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White
I firmly believe Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!
I WOULD LIKE TO tHROW MY NAME AND DICK INTO THE PROVERBIAL TWAT OF THE MACHINE THAT RUNS THIS PLACE.
HERE ARE MY QUALIFICAITIONS:
1. I GOT INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT WITH PETE.
I LOST THE FIGHT. THE GUY PUT HIS THUMB UP MY ASS AND I PRESSED CHARGES.
2. I HAVE A DICK BIGGER THAN SAMMY HAGAR'S.
3. i WISH ALEX VAN HALEN WOULD LOSE AN ARM, LIKE RICK ALLEN DID
4. I wish 100 Van Hagar Fans would die in a fire.. like what happened to Great White
I firmly believe Hagar doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whores soiled Tampon!
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