Demod ALinChainz and Ally Kat

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
I was busy w/ Hardrock69.

He is so nuts he gives Hitch69 a bad name.

Why aren't you straightening him out? Can't you put the fear of God into him?

Capricorns and Aquarians....you and Lounge Machine, I think he told me once.

what the fuck are you babbling about? I think it might be time for a pill.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Look who's talking about miserable.

Why else would you be at a site where every last person here HATES YOU FUCKING STINKING GUTS?

You cannot die too soon.

I bet you smell like a ferret smells when he thinks he's got a rabbit cornered. I bet you never bathe because you are in here all time.

WELLLL>.......RUN FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE NELLIE, THEY WON'T CORNER US THERE!!!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Do I want to know how you know how a ferret smells?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
What?!

Are you that old that you joined the Church before the Reformation? Money does not make up for sins. There's this sacrament called "Reconciliation," and money should never be part of the penance.

Well, you just ruined the ace in the hole for anymore huge donations for the Catholic Churches.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Do I want to know how you know how a ferret smells?

The kids had a ferrett once. It was mean as hell when Ed and I went somewhere. Back all up spitting and going around the screened in porch peeing on the baseboard. Smells like a Civet Cat, that's not quite as bad as a skunk. A musky smell.

Came home and it was sleeping on Dana's shoulder on the couch. She said the boys had no luck with it, and went to play ball down the street. She put it in Darren's remote toy truck, and it rode round and round the porch till it got sleepy. She got it and put it on her shoulder and eased down on the couch, it never woke up. It played with the dashhound outside until it killed it.

Neighbors had one that got put in the dryer, and scrambled it's brains.

[franksters]

shut the fuck up...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
What?!

Are you that old that you joined the Church before the Reformation? Money does not make up for sins. There's this sacrament called "Reconciliation," and money should never be part of the penance.

Verily......

For it is written in My teachings that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter heaven.

But if money could buy forgiveness of sins, then the rich could, in the words of the descendant of Abraham's handmaiden Hagar, "Buy Their Way Into Heaven".

Only God forgives sin, not thy banker. And We careth not what thy bank balance is.

[Katydid]

Well, I guess Hardrock69 is doing his Bible research on "The Gifts of The Holy Spirit."

It's getting late so let's have a goodnight prayer.

Keep me, O God, for in you I take refuge;
I say to the Lord, "My Lord are you."
O Lord, my alloted portion and my cut,
you it is who hold fast my lot.

I bless the Lord who counsels me;
even in the night my heart exhorts me.
I set the Lord ever before me;
with him at my right hand I shall not be disturbed.

Therefore my heart is glad and my soul rejoices,
my body, too abides in confidence;
because you will not abandon my soul to the netherworld,
nor will you suffer yoru faithful one to undergo corruption.

You will show me the path to life,
abounding joy in yoru presence,
the delights at your right hand foever.

A reading from the first Letter of Saint Peter

Beloved: If you invoke as Father him who judges impartially according to each one's works, conduct yourselves with reverence during the time of your sojourning, realizing that you were ransomed for your futile conduct, handed on by your ancestors, not with perishable things like gold but with the precious blood of Christ as of a spotless unblemished lamb. He was known before the foundation of the world but revealed in the final time for you, who through him believeth in God who raised him from the dead. and gave him glory, so that your faith and hope are in God.

Thanks be to God.

[Hardrock69]

Damn...this woman is far worse than any nutjob she has ever seen.

She has no valid reason to be here except to irritate the fucking crap out of everyone.

That is the work of Satan.

This Katybitch creature has welcomed SATAN so completely into it's life it will take years to get straightened out (if ever).

Claiming to be a Christian, all this stupid turnip-face can do is cuntinue to hang around here mumbling irrational crap.

If she were a true Christian, she would have left along time ago.


She can't resist. She loves the pr0n.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Psh. Xenu has volcanos, hydrogen bombs, thetans, and psychiatrists.

Don'y fuck with Xenu!

He de-populated a planet!

All because he was sooo boring...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Coyote
All because he was sooo boring...

But he's an evil over-lord! Evil over-lords aren't boring.

Fuck, look at Hitler and all the attention he gets.

Xenu and Hitler, best friends.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Well, you just ruined the ace in the hole for anymore huge donations for the Catholic Churches.

Um, no. Martin Luther did that in 1517. Welcome to the party.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
The kids had a ferrett once. It crawled up my cooch and died

That's a sad story.

[Nickdfresh]

In my spare time, I enjoy pictures of bi/lesbian Goths...

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
But he's an evil over-lord! Evil over-lords aren't boring.

Fuck, look at Hitler and all the attention he gets.

Xenu and Hitler, best friends.

Adolf was a monotesticled fag, and Xenu enjoyed slapping it around like a speed bag. (Poet, didn't know it.)



But, you're right! Overlords aren't boring....






















































They're a FUCKING RIOT!!

All those little mistakes they make, that usually cost them the chance for victory (like the one where some hero buys some precious time by asking the evil overlord why's he doing all this, only to have his head chopped off by the hero, when he's REALLY getting into his story), will bring tears to yer eyes.

Only goes to show why you can't place your faith in evil overlords: They're bound to fuck up somewhere down the line.