Demod ALinChainz and Ally Kat

[ALinChainz]

Are you a lying government sponge?

Yes.

[ALinChainz]

Funny how you found all this religion after your family left you.

Take a dirt nap, please.

[Jesus Christ]

Katy, who made thee My spokesperson?

Who are thee to speak for Me or for My Dad?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Renunciation of Sin

Do you reject sin so as to live in the freedom of God's children?
I do.

Do you reject the glamor of evil, and refuse to be mastered by sin? I do.

Do you reject Satan, father of sin and prince of darknewss? I do.

Do you reject Satan, and all his works, and all his empty promises? I do.

Do you reject Satan? I do.

And all his works? I do.

And all his empty promises? I do.

This is part of the Baptismal Renew service.

Continue with the Profession of Faith.

Do you believe in God, the Father Almighty, creator of heaven and earth? I do.

Do you believe in Jesus Chris, his only Son, our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died and was buried, and rose form the dead, and is seated at the right hand of the Father? I do.

Do you believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiceness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting? I do.

Crowd get sprinkled with the baptismal water then while singing.

Ends with: God, the all-powerful Father. . . for ever and ever. Amen.

Where was this religion when you were scheming to take in foster kids to pocket their money? Remember what Jesus said about the little children.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Katy, who made thee My spokesperson?

Who are thee to speak for Me or for My Dad?

Jesus, you remember what she planned to do with your little children, right?

You're not going to be amused.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Remember what Jesus said about the little children.

Keep them away from Mark Foley?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
You don't know shit.

Improvement? You WISH you had HALF the life I have, you always have. You despise success which is why you are always here trying tobring the place down.

I NEVER THINK OF PEOPLE'S LIVES IN THAT CONCEPT. TO THINK LIKE THAT IS ENVY AND COVETING; A MORTAL SIN. A BREAKING OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS.

You take credit for God's work, not right.

I CLAIM IT AS AN INSPIRATION.

You judge everyone, not right.

YOU JUDGE EVERYONE. TAKE THE BEAM OUT OF YOUR OWN EYE.

You're the biggest liar ever. A liar Katy, and you know its true, and you damn well know that I know it.

I DON'T LIE. YOU ACCUSE ME, DARREN, EVERYONE AND BLAME US FOR YOUR UNHAPPINESS.

Funny, I have never heard Georgle Clooney or Charlie Sheen ever mention your name in an interview. I AM ONLY A MESSANGER OF GOD'S WORD. THE PEOPLE NEVER REMEMBER ME AFTER THEY REACH THEIR GOALS.

Just like Thunder, you know all these famous people, yet, you are still sucking a living off the government.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL SORTS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE ALSO, BUT DO THEY KNOW YOU? I'VE EARNED MY DISABILITY RETIREMENT. IT'S MONEY I PAID IN. WHEN WE HAD CORPS. WE PAID IN A LOT OF PEOPLE'S SS AND SSI.

Four years from now, I will be off the charts in prosperity, because my life only gets better.

YOUR LIFE DOESN'T GET BETTER. THAT IS THE SAD THING. IF YOUR LIFE WAS GOOD YOU WOULD BE POSITIVE AND HAPPY.

AND AS FAR AS FOUR YEARS FROM NOW; YOU COULD BE DEAD. YOU COULD BE DEAD AT ANY MOMENT. YOU ARE BUILDING UP YOUR TREASURES AND KINGDOM (AS YOU CALLED IT IN ONE POST LATELY)ON EARTH; BUT NOT IN HEAVEN.

You'll be convered with dirt.

I MAY VERY WELL BE; BUT MY SOUL WILL BE IN HEAVEN.

I wish you would not only leave this site, but this Earth.

CAREFUL BECAUSE YOU COULD BE GIVEN WHAT YOU WISH ON OTHERS.

Satan needs a mate for his dog.

SATAN MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOU. PERHAPS SATAN WILL HAVE YOU AS A MATE FOR HIS DOG. BECAUSE PEOPLE TEND TO GET WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OTHERS.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
BECAUSE PEOPLE TEND TO GET WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OTHERS.

For your sake, you better hope not...

You really need to step away from the computer and take a good, long look in the mirror.

[Ally_Kat]

Oh Katy. When will you get off of your high horse and realize you've fallen so low?

[ALinChainz]

I am laughing my fucking ass off ... Katy is a blithering idiot!

Sad? Unhappy?

Are you serious?

For someone who owned all of these "corps", and you don;t have a pot to piss in?

I bet I have more change lost in my couch than you have each beginning of the month Katy.

You don't have a clue to my bliss Katy ... and your jealousy of it convinces you that I am miserable like you.

Soooooooooooo wrong ... like Lounge says ... and if the mirror can take it .... take a look at your ugly mug and then, maybe one of the Human Coat Rack you call a son, and then decide if you can judge what my life is like.

Take a handful of those drugs the doc gives you to "tranquilize" you ... which if you need the shit your taking ... who's miserable?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Jesus, you remember what she planned to do with your little children, right?

Keep them away from Pooterbutt and Thunder?

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Satan needs a mate for his dog.

LAFF MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Katy, who made thee My spokesperson?

Who are thee to speak for Me or for My Dad?

:eek:


Uh-oh...now Katypig has pissed off THA LORD-DUH!!!!
:eek:

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Coyote
But, you're right! Overlords aren't boring....

They're a FUCKING RIOT!!

All those little mistakes they make, that usually cost them the chance for victory (like the one where some hero buys some precious time by asking the evil overlord why's he doing all this, only to have his head chopped off by the hero, when he's REALLY getting into his story), will bring tears to yer eyes.

Only goes to show why you can't place your faith in evil overlords: They're bound to fuck up somewhere down the line.

Just axk James Bond!

Dem ebil oberlawds be all de time axking if enjoy hisse'f as he get his balls crushed by some giant atomic machine device thingy dat de ole' Ebil Oberlawd spent yeahs and billions o' dollahs makin jes so he could tell dem dat line:

"Goode BYE MEES-TAIR BONDE!"

Which be den his cue to take dat secret passageway elevator shaf' and xcape, so James Bond kin fuck dat machine up and get away too!!!

[Hardrock69]

KATYBITCH?

LEAVE!


YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!


GO AWAY!!!