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  • hideyoursheep
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2007
    • 6351
    #1

    Where's Sarge?

    I miss the guy being around.

    Wherever he is, I hope he can see TUF this season...

    Anybody know what's up?
    Tags: sarge
    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35775
      #2
      It's his busiest time of year and I hear that the elves are looking for a pay rise this year...

      Just remember to leave out a carrot for Rudolf and a blunt and some porn for him.

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913
          #3
          He hasn't mentioned anything to me, which in itself doesn't mean anything, just sayin'...
          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49570
              #4
              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              I miss the guy being around.

              Wherever he is, I hope he can see TUF this season...

              Anybody know what's up?
              He doesn't like you.

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                • Guitar Shark
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7579
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  He hasn't mentioned anything to me, which in itself doesn't mean anything, just sayin'...
                  I disagree - I think that means he has died.

                  RIP, Sarge.
                  ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                  Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                  Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49570
                      #6
                      Maybe he was raped to death by the Italian bikini team?

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12749
                          #7
                          Why the sad smilie, then?

                          Isn't being raped to death by the Italian bikini team a good thing? Eh?

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                            • GAR
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10881
                              #8
                              Which of his aliases do you miss most?

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                                • Sensible Shoes
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Oct 2009
                                  • 4648
                                  #9
                                  Does Sarge really exist? He is kinda mythic and all.

                                  Oh dear.

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                                    • GAR
                                      Banned
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 10881
                                      #10
                                      Yeah, he posted a pic of himself meeting DLR once, before the site went down.

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                                        • Nickdfresh
                                          SUPER MODERATOR

                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 49570
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                                          Why the sad smilie, then?

                                          Isn't being raped to death by the Italian bikini team a good thing? Eh?

                                          Cheers! :bottle:
                                          I guess it would be a both happy and sad. A tragic loss of a stand up Roth fan, but yet the coroners couldn't get the smile (or even the girls) off his face...

                                          RIP Sarge.

                                          He'll get the Congressional Medal of Honor for this!

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                                            • ZahZoo
                                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 9178
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                              Does Sarge really exist? He is kinda mythic and all.
                                              Like Diamond Dave Sarge is an Action Figure...

                                              Here's Sesh's Evil American twin, Hut Wiggley, giving all the torrid details of how he created The Sarge!!

                                              Last edited by ZahZoo; 11-18-2009, 10:47 AM.
                                              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                                                • Panamark
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 17161
                                                  #13
                                                  Sarge is a mythical creature who guides gondolas through the
                                                  channels of Venice!
                                                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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