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I think it's finally time to move Main to NON. The fact is, the band is too lazy to do anything interesting...and are they really a band?
Thus, I have decided that Main is no longer relevant and all mods from both forums should team up to put both forums together and declare that Main Van Halen Discussion is now officially Non-Van Halen Discussion.
Also, I propose the following moves for the second quarter of this year...
House of Music will be moved to The Front Line, because both forums have people with shorter hair and jobs fighting mullet heads. Then place them both in Non because Non is great.
The Dump must be moved to Main because it has content more important than actual Van Halen/DLR discussion, but following the previous turn of events, it will be moved to Non as well.
The Locker Room should be moved to Main because sports are also more interesting than Van Halen/DLR at this point...but again, following this previous turn of events, The Locker Room will end up in Non.
Start a Sammy Hagar Forum, but immediately place it in The Dump...though this will automatically place it in Main, which in turn will place it in Non.
Make VH/DLR Songs/Albums in the same forum as Bootleg Corner and then place that forum in Main, which in turn will move it to Non...
Fan Intro is gay and should be sent to The Dump, thus moving it to Main, thus moving it to Non...
Move This is Gear Street to Main because it's pretty Van Halen-related, but it will thus be automatically moved to Non...
Re-open the Sheep Pen Forum, then move it to Non with all the other best forums at this site...
Move the Feedback to the Webmaster forum to Fan Intro because it's also gay...but then it will be moved to The Dump and then to Main and then to Non...
In the end, all forums lead to Non...
Okay...that is all. I'll check back soon to make sure POJO got off his working-80-hours-a-week ass to make all these changes.
Thus, I have decided that Main is no longer relevant and all mods from both forums should team up to put both forums together and declare that Main Van Halen Discussion is now officially Non-Van Halen Discussion.
Also, I propose the following moves for the second quarter of this year...
House of Music will be moved to The Front Line, because both forums have people with shorter hair and jobs fighting mullet heads. Then place them both in Non because Non is great.
The Dump must be moved to Main because it has content more important than actual Van Halen/DLR discussion, but following the previous turn of events, it will be moved to Non as well.
The Locker Room should be moved to Main because sports are also more interesting than Van Halen/DLR at this point...but again, following this previous turn of events, The Locker Room will end up in Non.
Start a Sammy Hagar Forum, but immediately place it in The Dump...though this will automatically place it in Main, which in turn will place it in Non.
Make VH/DLR Songs/Albums in the same forum as Bootleg Corner and then place that forum in Main, which in turn will move it to Non...
Fan Intro is gay and should be sent to The Dump, thus moving it to Main, thus moving it to Non...
Move This is Gear Street to Main because it's pretty Van Halen-related, but it will thus be automatically moved to Non...
Re-open the Sheep Pen Forum, then move it to Non with all the other best forums at this site...
Move the Feedback to the Webmaster forum to Fan Intro because it's also gay...but then it will be moved to The Dump and then to Main and then to Non...
In the end, all forums lead to Non...
Okay...that is all. I'll check back soon to make sure POJO got off his working-80-hours-a-week ass to make all these changes.
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