Racist ranting / Shit-flinging / Career advice thread (formerly about BP and Obama)

[Jagermeister]

Q: What does a white guy use to soothe a sore throat?
A: Medical insurance

That's pretty funny.

[Jagermeister]

Q: What do you call 500,000 white guys who jump out of a plane?
A: Snowfall

LMAO!

[Seshmeister]

As soon as the guy shows some real emotion, I'll give him HUGE props. But so far he is way too machine like. At least for my tastes. Has he visited with the 11 families that lost loved ones on the rig yet? Has a mother or wife that lost their son/husband given him a hug where he started to tear up like he actually felt their pain?

This is what I want from a President. A leader that can fix shit, make other people fix shit, but can also connect with the regular folks. Having a burger with the VP isn't enough for me.

It's interesting that you post that because it seems to be very common wish these days. Our last PM just got kicked out for being shit at acting.

I don't know why people seem to need this 'Days of our lives' soap opera shit.

The irony is when you get someone who is really good at faking it like Clinton or Blair everyone starts saying fuck this shit we want a serious leader not an actor.

6000 Americans die every day, maybe they should just line up the families each day.

Say 3 per family, 18000 crying people. Fox could do a little piece on them especially the parents of dead kids or the really tragic accidents. Then they could wheel them into the oval office.

If the president spent 18 hours a day then that's about 3 seconds per person, enough time to quickly say how sorry he is and maybe quickly shed a tear.

Televise the whole fucking thing, day in day out for his whole term - would that do it for you?

[Seshmeister]

And of course for ELVIS you would have to line them up by race so the whites get him at the start of the day before he runs out of tears...

[Catfish]

If by "owning" you mean hurling insults on a Kindergarten level, you may have me.

On the other hand, if you're talking about intellect and logic, you haven't even come close to me in this thinking man's game. Go get some more education, dumbass. Thinking would make your ass hurt since you pull everything you say out of your ass anyway, redneck.



Isn't that how you inbred redneck hicks from West Virginia talk? Yeah, I thought so.

gayhale667 is a West Virginia transplant living out here in L.A.???

Jesus!

Get the fuck out of here you fuckin foney!!!! You're part of the problem!!!

That's someone I hate more than the NAACP! Non-California natives moving here from their shit-holes fucking up our air and traffic even worse than it already is! God damnit!!!!

West Virginia. BWAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!

[Catfish]

I'm far from "inbred", stupid. And I went to Private school there,

LOL!!!!!!

remember, BrainBleedBonehead?

Dude, you're not really good at this, are you?

[jhale667]

Wait - you still refer to it as "out here" and I'm the "transplant"? Doesn't sound like you grew up here either doofus.

[jhale667]

And I've been here (not "out" here, tourist) for 20 years. YOU GTFO. A racist in the 2nd most ethnically diverse city in the US. Must suck to be you!

[Catfish]

EXCLUSIVE: A Young jhale667 Poses with Teachers at his West Virginia Private School!



LOL!!!!!

[jhale667]

No, stupid - that's my ex-fiance's family photo.

[jhale667]

Like the "So Cal" HILLBILLY has any room to talk... redneck. Got a car up on blocks in your front yard in Simi Valley, douche? I see you went "wireless"

[jhale667]

I just hacked your system - nice desktop, Catpiss...

[Catfish]

i just hacked your system - nice desktop, catpiss...

LOL!!!!!

Awesome!!!

[ELVIS]

And of course for ELVIS you would have to line them up by race so the whites get him at the start of the day before he runs out of tears...

Well, if he ended the wars as he promised there would be no need for such a show...

BTW, black people are in the military ??

[ELVIS]