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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #31
    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    Too many moaners, not enough donors...

    I swear I saw that on a sign at the sperm bank.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • Blaze
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2009
      • 4371

      #32





      Cameras Catch Tiny Krill Having Deep-Water Sex


      The sex lives of the ocean-dwelling crustaceans known as krill have been largely a mystery. Now deep-water cameras have revealed how, and where, these tiny animals do it.
      The black-and-white footage collected by cameras at 16 stations off East Antarctica shows the ghostlike creatures darting about. By analyzing these images, the researchers, led by So Kawaguchi of the Australian Antarctic Division, broke the mating sequence down into five steps. And with the help of an animator, the footage became a short film explaining krill sex. [See krill-sex animation here]
      In the footage, mature males are identifiable by their elongated shapes and prominent antennae. Females have thoraxes – the region between their head and abdomen – swollen with eggs.
      The mating sequence begins with a chase, in which the male pursues the female. During the "embrace," the male positions his packet of sperm and then transfers it to the female either while embracing her as they face each other, or during the next phase, when he wraps his abdomen around the female's abdomen. The pretzeled couple then swims in circles together before separating. [See the video footage here]
      ...
      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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      • SunisinuS
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • May 2010
        • 3301

        #33
        Originally posted by sadaist
        I swear I saw that on a sign at the sperm bank.
        Lol comedy!
        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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        • SunisinuS
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • May 2010
          • 3301

          #34
          I don't know Blaze......The Sex and God combo sounds very much like Charlie Sheen as he sees himself in the mirror.....are you Charlie Sheen?
          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12678

            #35
            has anyone seen shoes since ace was escorted out?
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371

              #36
              I am no god, Suni.

              Rage~
              They only tell you lies
              It´d take him by surprise
              "I will offer you the truth, so you can
              Take my blood, believe or not
              And you will see, the Blood is me
              Take my blood, I am not a god
              And you will see, it is only me"
              1994
              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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