If You Had The Chance

[Dan]

dan bitch slapped him in the pen........

I Kicked His Ass Back In The Pen.

[Dan]

Don't you go talkin' no shit 'bout my boy Dan-O, African-American. Why you calling him a bitch, yo?

Cheers! :bottle:

Sweet As Pussy.

[bueno bob]

Obviously there are some musicians on here, some wannabe/frustrated rockers whose bands never took off. IF for some reason any of you were asked to fill in for Mike/Wolfie or Al for x reason would you do it? Be honest. I will know. See, I like CVH better than the Hagar era, however they did SOME good songs with SAM. As a solo act Dave had some decent songs and some not decent at all (forget the bluegrass desperation phase). The underlying tone of this board is that of children of a divorce, where they want mommy (Dave) back as no wrong can be done by the one who allowed you to suckle his teets. This will be apparent when the new music comes out and we all play Emperors New Clothes. The words "epic, stellar, zenith, amazing (most overused word out there), will flow from keyboards across the army network. And if they said they needed a touring Tambourine player, none of you wouldn't try out. Life is about opportunities and taking some of them, otherwise you are merely angry to the point of distraction. And the anger on this site is undeniable. It's sad when it turns into hatred toward situations you have zero control over, even though you think you do. Take a step back if you can and realize all this spleen venting is over some SONGS, there's a big world out there beyond that. Anyway, Ill help you, OK I will just leave, not listen to their music, and wait for you closeted (just like...)people to tell me to do some ridiculous onanistic act that you know way TOO much about. I suppose I must now ask for a dishonorable discharge from the Roth Army. Sorry I didn't drink the Rothade. Anger and hatred destroy those who harbor it, it's nobody's fault it's not 1984 anymore.

Are you a bitch or something?

Sorry, just trying to understand.

And yes. PLEASE use the return key. I've tried to actually read through that whole paragraph start to finish and it's borderline impossible. I got the greatest hits. But it's like, one hit wonder and 13 songs worth of filler.

Use the key.

Use.

It.

[Diamondjimi]

I've tried to actually read through that whole paragraph start to finish and it's borderline impossible.

Same here, lost me at... "Obviously there are ..."

[Douglas T.]

If I was asked to replace ROTH I would say "Only if you changed the name of the band because there is only one Van Halen"! If Poodle Head would have said that I might still be a fan of his!

[VanHalener]

Crack is bad, mkay

Unless of course it's the kind you find in a pair of panties on a hot chick.

[FORD]

If I was asked to replace ROTH I would say "Only if you changed the name of the band because there is only one Van Halen"! If Poodle Head would have said that I might still be a fan of his!

Yep. Michael Jackson recorded with Eddie Van Halen. Thomas Dolby recorded with Eddie Van Halen. Roger Waters recorded with Eddie Van Halen. Nothing wrong with any of that (though I still resisted any impulse to buy Thriller, just for that 30 seconds)

Difference is that none of those guys labeled their records as "Van Halen". Van Hagar did, yet it wasn't any more than any of those others were. And to this day, I don't know what the fuck VDIII was, but it wasn't Van Halen either.

They should have called it something else. Sam & the Shirellas. Eddie Van Halen & Wings, Cheesy Tequila and the Waboheads. Whatever.... just don't call that shit "Van Halen".

[VAiN]

Eddie Van Halen & Wings

That one just cracks me up...

[FORD]

Credit for that one goes to a guy who called himself "Crazy F. Heat" who had one of the first generation Roth/VH sites back in the late 90's along with Slawterhouse, FORD Country, Roth Army 1.0, and a few others long faded into memory. I can't even remember the name of the guy's site, honestly, and have no idea who he was or if he's still around. But the name "Eddie Van Halen & Wings" for Van Hagar... well that's just something you don't forget.

A toast to "Crazy"...... where ever the fuck you are

[VAiN]

To Crazy!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Credit for that one goes to a guy who called himself "Crazy F. Heat" who had one of the first generation Roth/VH sites back in the late 90's along with Slawterhouse, FORD Country, Roth Army 1.0, and a few others long faded into memory. I can't even remember the name of the guy's site, honestly, and have no idea who he was or if he's still around. But the name "Eddie Van Halen & Wings" for Van Hagar... well that's just something you don't forget.

A toast to "Crazy"...... where ever the fuck you are

Your memory never ceases to amaze me, senor FORD....

[FORD]

Surprising how that shit survives among all the brain cells drowned in beer though

[mh5150]

much as i love their music, spending time with ed and al would not be worth the amount they could pay me.

like u know are they are .
I would pay them to hangout!!!

[mh5150]

yep. Michael jackson recorded with eddie van halen. Thomas dolby recorded with eddie van halen. Roger waters recorded with eddie van halen. Nothing wrong with any of that (though i still resisted any impulse to buy thriller, just for that 30 seconds)

difference is that none of those guys labeled their records as "van halen". Van hagar did, yet it wasn't any more than any of those others were. And to this day, i don't know what the fuck vdiii was, but it wasn't van halen either.

They should have called it something else. Sam & the shirellas. Eddie van halen & wings, cheesy tequila and the waboheads. Whatever.... Just don't call that shit "van halen".

dont forget brian may

[FORD]

Yeah, forgot about that one.....maybe because it's been out of print (at least in the US) for over 25 years.

But then Brian May has crapped all over the name of "Queen" even worse than Eddie crapped all over the name of Van Halen.