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there is no place like fucking home...time to blow the dust from my keyboard...
that is the place I have missed for a long time!
Oh my lord...good to see ya!
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those crusty teeth"
Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!
She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"
Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now
She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"
Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel
She journeyed to the Army
To read what Softcock said
He said, "KRUSTY is a FAT FISHKUNT BITCH",
typing from his mom's bed,
No job hunt today, his advice is free
There's a trick to doing nothing, it's called sponging off mommy
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
She travelled to the South
Asked the ancient Rabbi to pee
Voice heavy with dusgust, he tried to make her see
"Same as prostitution, bitch, flee away from me
Good luck on your Krusty journey
And brush those nasty teeth"
Stay Krusty
Bitch's world 'bout to end
Stay Krusty
Like a former client said
"Don't want 'em to rip you off
Don't show 'em your ugly tits"
But that's just what she did
Stay Krusty!
Look out
Stay Krusty!
She journeyed to the East
And struggled to stay afloat
A big disgusted Buddhist Monk grabbed her by the throat
punched her in the eye
Said, "Don't make me say this twice
You want to be a stupid bitch, I'm ready for a fight"
Stay Krusty
In a world with no friends
Stay Krusty
Sees life through a prozac lens
Look beyond the dumb bitch dissing
She seeks love
But it's not found in pissing
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now
She wandered out West
To the California Coast
Where the folks who know about Krustiness stay away from her the most
Her new landlord clubbed her with a fence post
"His West Coast ghost"
Stay Krusty
Punch her in the mandible
Stay Krusty
And/or burn her with a candle
Far and wide far as you ramble
Stay away from Krusty
She smells like a camel
Has Yngwie leaked the lyrics for the songs from his next album?
I still think Chinatown and maybe Blood And Fire could be part of those 3 songs from '00. Right down to Dave's vocal track. I'd swear that smoke and whiskey soaked voice sounds about 10 years younger on those two more so than the rest of the disc.
No one has any thoughts to add to this? Not even you, Elvis?
Drop the fucking bullshit already and remember the damn namesake of this place.
Stay Krusty
That's what the message board said
Stay Krusty
The words still haunt her fugly head
Can't control her temper
Can't find a single friend
In a world of dead ends...
Stay Krusty
Stay Krusty now, alright
This is my tribute to Krustina......(with apologies to Eric Cartman from South Park)
Ahem......
WEEEEEEEELLLLL KRUSTY'S A CUNT SHE'S A BIG FAT CUNT SHE'S THE BIGGEST CUNT IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A STUPID CUNT AS EVER WAS A CUNT SHE'S A CUNT TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS
ON MONDAY SHE'S A CUNT, ON TUESDAY SHE'S A CUNT AND WEDNESDAY THROUGH SATURDAY SHE'S A CUNT, THEN ON SUNDAY JUST TO BE DIFFERENT SHE'S A SUPER KING KAHMEHAMEA CUNTFACE!
I don't think I've ever said the C-word as many times as I just did...
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